FMEA Chapter 119

Chapter 119 The adorable twin buns 

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After giving birth to her second bun, Xia Yuqing fell into a deep sleep almost immediately. She didn’t have the energy to care how excited the people around her were or how excited she was to weep with joy. 

In her sleep, she slowly opened her eyes. A white, round thing reflected in her blurry eyes. Is this a ball in front of her? Wasn’t she giving birth? How could there be a ball in front? Could it be that an egg came out? Egg…egg… 

I’ll take it. This aunt didn’t give birth to a nezha*, right? Xia Yuqing was so frightened that she rubbed her eyes hurriedly. Suddenly she felt something was wrong. Hey, why did my hands become shorter and hairy again. Could it be… 

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nezha

Xia Yuqing was shocked by her own conjecture, but she didn’t know that the thunder was still behind. 

The billowing white thing that was originally blocking her seemed to have heard the movement behind them. It moved its small round body, turned around, and instantly a pair of black grape-like eyes reflected in Xia Yuqing’s. In her eyes, this thing had even more pure white fur, denser than Xia Yuqing’s. Xia Yuqing wanted to exclaim, “Cute pet, cute pet, this is a really cute pet! Cute, way better than Xiao Bai!” 

Before Xia Yuqing could fly up and take the cute pet into her arms, it smashed into her. That little cute thing turned around, it was very excited and shouted: “Brother, mother is awake. Hurry up and come see!” 

The milky cute voice was like a dolphin’s baby voice, it was really intoxicating. But what did this indistinguishable little cute creature say? Brother? Mother? 

“Coming.” Before Xia Yuqing could figure it out, she heard another voice of a cute but manly boy from not far away. 

A gust of wind passed by Xia Yuqing’s eyes. It nearly sent her small body flying. Finally, grasping the grass in front of her to stabilize her figure, she looked intently. Xia Yuqing’s mouth suddenly became O-shaped. In front of her, there was a majestic four-legged creature that looked like a miniature version of the Cao Nima. 

Wait a minute, Cao Nima? Xia Yuqing turned her head and looked. As expected, it turned out to be a familiar green grassland. Hey, hey, it wouldn’t be what she thought, could it? Were the two little animals in front of her born from herself and the Cao Nima that represents the Ultra Seme Lord? !

“Mother, you are awake.” The elder brother who followed, looked down at Xia Yuqing, who was shrinking into a ball on the ground trying to reduce her sense of existence. It spoke like an adult. Unexpectedly, not receiving Xia Yuqing’s reply, it couldn’t help but be suspicious. 

“Impossible, impossible, this elder brother is bigger than me, how could I be able to give birth to it? It doesn’t make sense, oooooo…” Xia Yuqing muttered to herself for a while before she stuck her head out of her little fluffy body. She reluctantly asked, “What kind of creatures are you two?” 

The two looked at each other. The soft little cute creature ran two steps quickly, then like a ball, it rolled to Xia Yuqing’s side: “Mother, what’s the matter with you? Didn’t Daddy say that I am a rare Cao Nizhu*.”

* grass mud pig 

“A Pig?!” No wonder it’s so velvety. Wait, that’s not right, how did a Cao Nima and a Cao Nitu give birth to a Cao Nizhu? This genetic mutation is too outrageous! Has science been eaten by you as pig feed? ! 

“What about you?” Xia Yuqing turned her head to look at the elder brother on the side with an embarrassing expression. The kid looked very much like the Cao Nima from the beginning. It raised its forefoot and head, then arrogantly stated: “I am a Cao Niluo*.” 

* mule

“Pu–” Xia Yuqing’s small body somersaulted back, then she laid stiff on the ground. Mule, mule, mule… shouldn’t mules be the product of horses and donkeys? She is clearly a rabbit, a rabbit! 

Xia Yuqing raised her head to the sky silently with two noodles as tears. Could this be the continuation of the legendary nightmare? At this moment, she only felt 10,000 Cao Nima* in her mind whizzing past, directly crushing the people in the Gobi desert.

* grass mud horse but also means f word

 Huh? Wait, Cao Nima whizzing past? Xia Yuqing suddenly felt a habitual cold aura behind her. Her body froze. She looked back and faced a dashing figure who was familiar to the extreme. 

“My dear, you are awake.” 

“…” My dear, your sister. Who is your dear? !

“Daddy.” One big, one small, when they saw the visitor, they immediately became excited and jumped towards the visitor. 

“Hey, you two go over there to play. Daddy will come and find you in a while.” 

“Hey, why? We want to be with our mother.” The two replied unhappily. 

Xia Yuqing clearly saw the four eyes turn to her side, with obvious calculations. Afterwards Xia Yuqing saw him say something in the ears of the two, and both their eyes lit up. They even looked towards her, nodded solemnly, and walked away holding hands. 

Xia Yuqing looked at the backs of the two distant figures only to realize that something was wrong. Before she could speak out to keep the two of them, she was already crushed to the ground by a certain animal. 

“…” Why is this scene so familiar!? Xia Yuqing looked at the bright sky as she thought. 

“Are you hungry again?” Xia Yuqing asked to break the silence. 

The creature pressing on her was stunned, and said with a faint smile: “My dear, you are so cute.” 

“…” You are cute, your whole family is cute! 

He seemed to see the resentment in Xia Yuqing’s heart, so even the voice above her head brought out a joyful tone to it: “My dear, do you know what I said to Da Bai and Xiao Bai just now?” 

Da Bai? Xiao Bai? Xia Yuqing was confused. What vulgar names. Also how is that Cao Niluo white? Its entire body was black like coal, where was it white? ! 

“What?” Intuition told Xia Yuqing that this answer was definitely not what she wanted to hear.

“It’s nothing, I just told them that I will continue to make more little ones with my dear, and increase our rare Cao Ni clan. So I told them to go to the side to play for a while, maybe there will be younger brothers and sisters in a short while. But, dear, don’t worry, my request is only for seven or eight. Since there are two, just five or six more will do. Just work harder for two or three times, my dear.” 

“…” F**k, do you think getting double yolk eggs is that easy? Do you think children are just picked up like that? Also getting younger brothers and sisters in a while? Do you think you could just induce labour like that?

Why can’t I escape the tragedy of having a child even when I fall asleep? My heart is so tired, I feel like I can’t love anymore, ohhhhh… the earth is so terrible, take me back! 

“Since my dear isn’t speaking, I will treat it as if you agreed. Let’s do business.” 

“!” Don’t distort other people’s meanings without authorization. Xia Yuqing was stunned as she watched the beast gradually approach herself. Closing her eyes, she finally couldn’t help shouting: “Yamete!” 

“Don’t…” Xia Yuqing screamed in surprise in Xiefang Hall. Opening her eyes, her eyes were full of panic of the future that could not fade away. 

Feng Tingye who was guarding the side rushed over and held her hand: “Ai Fei, you are awake. Lu Rui, call the imperial doctor quickly. Ai Fei is awake.” 

“Niang Niang is awake, Niang Niang is awake!” When the people outside heard Feng Tingye’s yelling, they started clamoring over each other. 

“Ai Fei, what’s the matter? Where does it hurt?” Feng Tingye looked at Xia Yuqing’s tearful eyes and couldn’t help feeling a little nervous. 

“Your Majesty….” 

“Yes?”

“I don’t want to have babies anymore. It hurts to have a baby.” 

“Well, you don’t have to give birth, you won’t have to any more.” 

“Huh?” She didn’t expect Feng Tingye to agree so easily. She couldn’t believe it.

Feng Tingye looked at her expression and couldn’t help but smile. He stretched out his hand and touched her slightly pale face: “You gave birth to a pair of children for me, that’s enough. Ye Kingdom already has a heir in the future. If you give too many births, the tragedy of sibling rivalry will inevitably happen. This is not what you and I would like to see.” 

Actually, this is just Feng Tingye’s excuse. He still liked children very much, but that kind of staying outside of the delivery room had him frightened. He felt as if he would lose the person in front of him at any second. He never wanted to try it again. They already had two children, it was enough. Moreover, this girl was so afraid of pain. Just the smallest scratch would have her aching for days, he couldn’t bear her suffering through that pain again. 

“A pair of children?” Xia Yuqing was distracted by Feng Tingye’s words. When she gave birth to her second child, she was exhausted and fell asleep before she could even look at the child. She didn’t know whether it was a male or a female. The chubby pig in the dream just now was full of hair, but she couldn’t tell whether it was male or female. 

“En, the second child is a girl, a girl who looks like Ai Fei.” 

“Really! Where is the child?” Xia Yuqing’s eyes lit up. She looked around, but she didn’t see the two children so she asked anxiously.

“Don’t worry, don’t worry, royal mother and Xu Lao are holding them. They are in the side hall. Lu Rui has already gone out to call for the people. You will see them later.” Feng Tingye stopped Xia Yuqing who wanted to get up and said with a light smile. His usual vigorous heroic attitude towards his officials has disappeared, instead, he had the look of a young father. 

“Your Majesty, the doctor is here.” Lu Rui’s voice came from outside, interrupting the conversation between the two. 

“Come in.” 

The old doctor came in, bowed to the two, and stepped forward to check Xia Yuqing’s body: “Don’t worry, Niang Niang is just a little weak after giving birth. So she can’t get out of bed these few days, she must stay in bed to properly rest. She should take good care of the postpartum. Chen will discuss with Lu Rui on how to nourish Niang Niang.” 

A word from the old doctor destined Xia Yuqing’s life in being fed like a pig. 

“Qing Er woke up? Let royal mother see, where else does it feel uncomfortable?” Once the old doctor had spoken, Zhang Sunshi and Xu Lao rushed over. 

“Royal Mother, where’s the child?” Xia Yuqing asked excitedly when she saw them coming over. 

“Don’t worry, don’t worry, the child is here.” Zhang Sunshi followed Xu Lao and held the two children in front of Xia Yuqing. Xia Yuqing hurriedly looked over. 

“Umm, it’s so ugly…” Inside the swaddling clothes, two sleeping little buns were wrinkled into a ball with bright red faces, like two little monkeys. They were not as cute as Xia Yuqing imagined. Xia Yuqing was disappointed when she saw it. The few people on the side could not help but laugh. 

“Qing Er don’t be like this. Also don’t look at the children like this, they can understand. Children appear like this when they are just born, just wait for them to grow up. Ai Jia can see that Ai Jia’s grandson and Ting’er were the exact same when they were just born. Look, isn’t Ting Er fine now? I think this little princess is the same as Qing Er when she was a child. Children grow up fast. They have a different face for each day, so after a few days, you won’t find them ugly.”     

“Oh.” Xia Yuqing nodded. She still could not quite believe that these two thin leather looking monkeys can all of a sudden transform into a monkey king. However, even so, these two were meat that fell from her body. Perhaps they were not as cute as she imagined, but Xia Yuqing still felt her heart softened just by looking at them. 

“Which is the elder brother and which is the younger sister?” Xia Yuqing stretched out her hand to draw the two children to her side, but couldn’t see the difference between the two children.

“The bigger one on the left is the older brother. The smaller one on the right is the younger sister.” 

“Oh.” Xia Yuqing nodded, looking down at the two children’s expressions. Feng Tingye couldn’t bear it. He stretched out his hand and touched her long hair, there was a satisfied smile in his eyes. 

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