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The room was cold and silent. I felt my head getting more and more dizzy, as if the world were spinning. I squeezed my eyes shut hard, then opened them again, the world was still turning as usual…
A delicate figure rushed toward me, crying out, “Niang Niang…”
The half-empty alcohol bottle in my hand was snatched away. I turned and wrapped my arms around her waist. Mm, fragrant and warm, slender and soft… it was Luli. I finally felt relieved, closed my eyes, and smiled: “Luli, it’s still the two of us… let’s sleep.”
After saying that, I slid one hand along Luli’s soft curves down to the hollow of her knee and lifted hard, but Luli didn’t budge at all.
Sigh, Luli, Luli, you really should lose some weight. You look thin, but you’re actually quite heavy. Still, I know one must never say a woman is fat, even “full-figured” won’t do, so I wisely chose to keep my mouth shut and just tried harder… Luli cried out, and finally I flipped her over, only to be pulled down with her onto the floor.
I burst out laughing. Before the laughter ended, my body suddenly felt light, I had been picked up.
Oh no, a strong woman and a weak man is not good. So I counterattacked. While Luli was putting me onto the bed, I used a “thousand-catty drop” to pull her down, flipped over, and pressed her beneath me, touching her cheek with my hand. “Baby, I’ll take care of you…”
At first Luli didn’t respond. I assumed she was shy. I leaned down and began kissing lightly from her forehead, lingering downward, sometimes light, sometimes heavy, sometimes slow, sometimes urgent. By the time I reached her lips, she finally reacted a little.
I laughed inwardly, kissing, licking, nibbling, rubbing, touching, squeezing, kneading, pinching… all eighteen techniques took turns. In no time at all I had stripped Luli completely bare. When the two of us faced each other naked, my hand moved to her chest, and I was instantly disappointed.
Ah! This girl fooled me, what peaches? These are clearly raisins!
Still, I am a cultured hooligan; I absolutely cannot hurt a young lady’s feelings.
So I lowered myself to kiss beside Luli’s ear… Hm? Though her chest doesn’t feel big, the texture is still quite substantial!
I sat up and touched again, still raisins… lay down and rubbed, back to peaches… after repeating this several times, my already dizzy head became even more confused.
So are they raisins or peaches?
I looked at Luli in confusion. Through the double vision, her face also seemed much larger; her brows were slightly furrowed, fragrant sweat covering her… Suddenly the hand on my back tightened, the world spun, and Luli actually reversed positions, pressing me beneath her.
I like self-reliant girls!
Being pressed down by a man is tragic, but being pressed down by a beauty is happiness. So I lay there happily, resting my head on my arms, murmuring softly to Luli: “Come on, baby!”
Encouraged by me, Luli became even more enthusiastic and leaned down to kiss me… I kept my eyes closed, enjoying it. Still, Luli, you really should lose some weight…
Oh no, she’s going to crush me! My hands could no longer support my head, so I pulled them out to push her.
Hm? Why did they turn into raisins again?
Ah! This isn’t about raisins or peaches anymore, Luli, you’re too heavy, I can’t breathe! I could only gasp reminders: “Gentler, gentler, don’t get excited… mm, mm… don’t bite, don’t bite, wrong, wrong, it’s sitting, sitting, not like this… mm… it won’t go in like this!… ah! Don’t crash… it’ll break… ah!!”
…
The world finally fell into darkness… I began dreaming again. This time, there were no green snakes, no big sweet melons… only an endless sea and a small boat rocking endlessly…
When I opened my eyes again, the room was still dark. Though I couldn’t see clearly, I could sense someone lying beside me. I held my breath and reached out, my fingers slowly tracing along smooth silk toward that person’s body.
The first thing I touched was a hand, warm and dry, with long fingers and distinct joints…
This was not Luli’s hand!
I sprang upright from the bed with a jerk, staring in shock at that person.
He didn’t move, still lying there quietly.
Aside from the Crown Prince, who else could lie so calmly on the Crown Princess’s bed?
Still unwilling to accept it, I asked in a trembling voice, “You…?”
Qi Sheng didn’t answer. After a moment, he suddenly called out, “Lights!”
Soft footsteps came from outside the bed curtains, and then light appeared. A rosy glow filtered through the gauze, and I saw clearly, it really was the Crown Prince, Qi Sheng, lying inside the bed with his hair loose.
I froze, unable to react.
Qi Sheng slowly sat up. His smooth long hair slid down from his shoulders, softening his sharp features. In the dim light, this guy really was handsome.
But no matter how d*mn handsome he is, he’s still a man!
I jumped off the bed in frustration, grabbed a pair of trousers from the pile of clothes beside it, and pulled them on, only then realizing they were too big.
D*mn, these are Qi Sheng’s pants.
So I quickly took them off again and threw them onto the bed, bending down to search for my own clothes.
I actually got screwed by a man. I actually screwed a man. I actually… For a moment, I felt like I might as well die.
I didn’t dare turn back to look at Qi Sheng on the bed. Without even tying my belt properly, I ran out.
The moment I stepped out, I crashed into Luli. The girl was extremely excited, she rushed forward and hugged me tightly, whispering in my ear: “Congratulations, Niang Niang! Congratulations!”
Held by Luli, unable to break free or escape, I nearly burst into tears.
Luli’s face was flushed. “Niang Niang, I’ve prepared fragrant bathwater for you. Soak for a while and your body won’t hurt.”
I really wanted to shout at her: Soak my *ss! My body doesn’t hurt, my heart does!
Steam filled the bath chamber. I lowered my head, soaking in the tub, my expression extremely unsettled.
Luli gently wiped my body, occasionally covering her mouth to giggle. I knew what she was laughing at, there were kiss marks on my neck and chest, scattered everywhere. Every time Luli sneaked a glance, she would blush deeply and lower her head.
D*mn it, Qi Sheng really is a beast.
Luli’s gaze swept across my chest again, and she pressed her lips together and lowered her head.
I finally couldn’t help asking, “Is it really that funny?”
Luli quickly knelt down and swore to the heavens: “This servant would never dare laugh at Niang Niang! This servant is happy for Niang Niang!”
I felt I shouldn’t vent my anger on Luli, so I closed my mouth, and my eyes.
After finishing the bath and returning to the inner chamber, Qi Sheng was still there. Instinctively I turned to leave, but suddenly thought, why should I run? What am I afraid of? It’s already happened anyway, just this once. From now on we’ll still see each other every day under the same roof. I’m not some innocent maiden, nor a chaste martyr… alright, my mind was still a bit chaotic.
Still, I turned back and looked at Qi Sheng.
His hair was also damp and hanging loose, he had evidently just bathed as well. His collar wasn’t fully closed, revealing a firm wheat-colored chest covered with scattered red marks, far more than the ones on me. Much more.
I froze for a moment, then suddenly understood.
Well then, turns out I’m even more of a beast than Qi Sheng. Let’s call it even.
I sat down in a chair, looked up at Qi Sheng, and asked, “Have you stared enough?”
Qi Sheng didn’t speak, only looked at me silently.
I decided to talk openly with him: “Your Highness, we need to have a proper talk. About what happened tonight, I think neither of us really liked it. Once is enough…”
“What exactly are you?” Qi Sheng suddenly asked.
He had returned to the old question. I didn’t know whether I should tell him the truth, or what would happen if I did. Suddenly, a malicious thought crossed my mind: if I told him, Your Highness, you just slept with a man, what would his reaction be?
