How to Deal with Having the Villainous Tyrant’s Child Chapter 93

Chapter 93

Yuwen Min’s breathing turned unsteady, his heartbeat raced, and even his fingers trembled.

Instinctively, he wrapped his arms around Lu Hanzhi’s waist. Though his rational mind told him this wasn’t right, in the end, he still didn’t take out the medicine.

Seeing his hesitation, Lu Hanzhi rasped, “Hey… don’t feel pressured. It’s not like I’m asking you to take responsibility. Once a month—just good friends with benefits, each getting what they need. Isn’t that fine? Later… I’ll have Physician Lin make me a contraceptive decoction. Tomorrow, we’ll ride back to the capital overnight—we’ll have enough time.”

By the time he said the last sentence, Lu Hanzhi’s mind was already consumed by the overwhelming, surging waves of desire.

He could feel his hands moving of their own accord, doing things that crossed the line. Everything followed pure instinct.

Yuwen Min took a deep breath, inhaling the thick scent that emanated from Lu Hanzhi. He let that intoxicating fragrance seize control of his consciousness, surrendering to the force that overwhelmed his body.

He wanted to say—In my past life, I ruled the Great Zhao with an iron grip, unmatched by any.

If I hadn’t been utterly disillusioned with life, I wouldn’t have burned down the Zichen Palace—the very place that held my longing and heartbreak.

But in this life… let’s see who dares to take what’s mine!

What nonsense about his flowing white robes, his elegant charm, his steady demeanor, his noble gentlemanly air, his youthful scholar’s ambition.

Note: this is the imaginary big pig trotter.

I once trampled the Great Zhao beneath my iron cavalry—how could I possibly be outmatched by a weak scholar who can’t even lift a chicken?

And so, he pulled Lu Hanzhi into his arms and lowered his head, pressing his lips to his.

His domineering force crashed down from above, completely seizing control of Lu Hanzhi’s body.

He realized that if left unchecked, this thing would strip away all reason, leaving only the desperate need to find an outlet.

And once that outlet was found, awareness would snap back instantly.

He chased after that outlet, riding the surging waves, and the further he went, the more intense and uncontrollable it became.

This was his first time experiencing such a thing. After all, in all those years as a corporate drone, he had sacrificed his youth to his right hand.

Lu Hanzhi was particular. On the surface, he acted indifferent about everything, but in reality, he had very high standards for a partner.

He sometimes mocked himself, saying he deserved to be single, yet he was perfectly content with it.

Back then, he wasn’t that old—just in his early twenties. A few years of singlehood didn’t matter.

His modern mindset made him unbothered by physical relationships, but his rationality made him cautious when it came to emotions.

If he’d had the medicine, he wouldn’t have acted so impulsively tonight.

When the haze lifted, he had only one thought—Damn, this man is ridiculously good!

No wonder he was a martial artist—his stamina was insane.

Tch, impressive endurance.

He slept soundly until nearly noon. Yuwen Min had given strict orders—no one was to disturb them.

Last night had been a bit too noisy, and the soundproofing in the farmhouse wasn’t great.

When Xiao Langjun went through his time, it was bound to be a little… eventful.

But everyone understood, and no one paid it any mind. In the Great Zhao, after all, this was just a natural part of life.

Those days were always tough for Xiao Langjun. The uncontrollable, primal drive for reproduction was pure agony. It made them all want to die, honestly.

The only issue was that when Ah Chan woke up and didn’t see his daddy, he got a little cranky.

Yuwen Min had no choice but to carry him over to see the still-sleeping Lu Hanzhi, gently telling him, “Your daddy is tired. Let him rest a little longer, okay? Big Daddy will play with you.”

Ah Chan obediently hummed in agreement, then turned and wrapped his arms around Yuwen Min’s neck.

The moment that little bundle of warmth clung to him, Yuwen Min’s heart flooded with a deep sense of fulfillment.

He gazed at the sleeping Lu Hanzhi, unable to suppress the smile tugging at his lips. His eyes drifted to the faint marks on Lu Hanzhi’s neck, and for some reason, his face suddenly burned.

Yuwen Min simply sat there, holding Ah Chan, staring at Lu Hanzhi in a daze.

Ah Chan suddenly let out two giggles, then pointed at his daddy and said, “Kiss.”

Yuwen Min: …

He swallowed hard, thinking that this was definitely something they shouldn’t do in front of a child—it could lead to some serious misunderstandings.

At noon, Lu Hanzhi finally woke up.

His whole demeanor was lazy, but the moment last night’s memories resurfaced, he was instantly energized.

He freshened up at lightning speed, drank a bowl of porridge, and when he saw Yuwen Min, he greeted him as if nothing had happened.

Yuwen Min was speechless. How could he be so calm about what had happened last night?

So calm about what had happened between them?

The more he thought about it, the more uneasy he felt. Was it because he didn’t actually like him?

Taking a deep breath, Yuwen Min asked, “Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?”

Lu Hanzhi adjusted his hair and replied, “Uncomfortable? Ah… it’s quite comfortable. The technique is good, worthy of praise.” As he spoke, he moved forward and patted Yuwen Min on the shoulder.

Yuwen Min:…

Was this what you were asking me?

Lu Hanzhi  continued to pack his things, while Yuwen Min furrowed his brows and asked, “Where are you in such a hurry to go?”

Lu Hanzhi answered, “Isn’t that obvious? Back to the capital! We’ll ride fast horses, should be there by tonight. I just had He Ming send a pigeon to Doctor Lin, telling him to prepare a contraceptive pill for me.”

Yuwen Min felt a bit cold inside and asked, “Oh, so you don’t want to carry my child?”

Lu Hanzhi  thought to himself, I’ve given you one child, and it’s not enough? You want me to have a second one so quickly?

Tsk, scumbag!

But this matter is actually quite amusing. He smiled and moved forward to pat Yuwen Min’s cheek, saying, “Yeah! We’re just two pure playmates; if I get pregnant, it’s no longer pure, right?”

Yuwen Min:…

You’re driving me mad!

Clearly, all you can think about is your big, stupid pig! You’re willing to have a child with him, but not with me! In your heart, he’s worth more than I am!

Lu Hanzhi slung a small bundle over his back, turned around, and asked Yuwen Min, “What are you still standing there for? Go ahead and get the second idiot!”

“Second idiot” was the nickname Lu Hanzhi gave to Ben Sha, believing it suited his temperament better.

Note; Ben She become Er Shazi. At least three is a Sha in its new nickname.

Yuwen Min didn’t want to argue and turned to go out to get the horse.

Xiao Liuzi, being very perceptive, brought the horse over. Yuwen Min instructed his attendants, “You all take Young Lady Ah Shu slowly, I’ll take Wang Fei back to the capital.”

The attendants responded one by one and began preparing the carriages and packing the luggage.

Yuwen Min mounted his horse just as Lu Hanzhi walked out of the door. Lu Hanzhi immediately urged his horse forward and reached out his hand.

Lu Hanzhi extended his hand, and Yuwen Min pulled him up onto the horse with a strong tug.

So, Yuwen Min rode the horse, and Lu Hanzhi held Ah Chan in his arms, with their little family galloping off.

Xiao Liuzi also led a horse by himself, whistling as the horse followed Ben Sha’s trail.

Ah Shu curiously peeked her head out, giggling twice before returning to her usual quiet state.

This was Ah Chan’s first time riding a fast horse, and his eyes were filled with excitement.

At first, Lu Hanzhi was worried that he might be scared, but to his surprise, once the horse started running, Ah Chan laughed with joy.

No wonder he’s the future tyrant’s child, he enjoys thrilling experiences just as much.

The journey back to the capital was smooth, and as they entered the city, the secret agent from the Great Zhao Bureau who had been investigating the bandits also left the capital.

The attempted assassination of Yuwen Min was no small matter, and the crown prince, who was overseeing state affairs, could not just stand by.

Even if it was only for show, someone had to be sent to investigate.

By the time they arrived at the Prince An’s residence, Doctor Lin was already waiting at the door with a bottle of medicine.

Lu Hanzhi admired the efficiency of Yuwen Min’s team. He hadn’t even dismounted when he took the contraceptive pill that Doctor Lin handed him.

He swallowed it with some water, then dismounted with Ah Chan in his arms, bowing to Doctor Lin and saying, “Thank you, Mr. Lin.”

Doctor Lin also gave a bow and replied, “No need to be so polite, Brother Lu.”

Lu Hanzhi noticed that he had addressed him as “Brother Lu,” not “Young Master” or “Wang Fei.”

He liked this Doctor Lin To him, there was no hierarchy, just patients, ordinary people, and friends.

That “Brother Lu” probably meant he considered him a friend.

Lu Hanzhi smiled at him and said, “I’m really grateful for Mr. Lin’s help these past few days at the Crown Prince’s residence. If you have time another day, let’s have a drink together?”

Doctor Lu, unusually chatty, answered, “Today is fine too. Brother Lu, there’s no need to hesitate about drinking.”

Doctors were different; with just one sentence, they struck at Lu Hanzhi’s weak spot.

Because of his constitution, he usually refrained from drinking.

He cleared his throat and instinctively glanced at Yuwen Min.

Yuwen Min dismounted as well and said, “Since that’s the case, let’s have the kitchen prepare some wine!”

Lu Hanzhi clapped his hands in delight and said, “I’m going right now!”

Before he could finish speaking, Lu Hanzhi had already run off with Ah Chan in his arms.

Yuwen Min had an exasperated expression on his face. Was wine really that good?

He had always kept his distance from it.

Doctor Lin stepped forward and nodded at Yuwen Min. Yuwen Min handed the horse to the servant, and Xiao Liuzi dismounted as well.

The servant called out “Young Master Liu” and led the two horses to the stable. Yuwen Min asked Doctor Lin, “Any updates from the Crown Prince?”

Doctor Lin replied, “Lu Haozhi’s leg is no longer a serious issue, and the fetus is less than two months along. With me here, there’s nothing to worry about. County Princess Zhaoyun is five months pregnant, and the fetal heartbeat is stable. The Crown Prince’s side consort has been weak, bedridden for the past few days. The Crown Prince has been leaving early and returning late, busy with state affairs.”

Yuwen Min then asked, “What about my older brother?”

Doctor Lin answered, “Prince Chu is seven months pregnant, and in three months, the little prince will be safely born.”

Yuwen Min nodded. “Does he know we’ve returned?”

Doctor Lin replied, “He’s already waiting in the inner courtyard, and Second Young Master Lu is also there.”

Yuwen Min said, “In a few days, I may need your help with something.”

Doctor Lin replied, “If there’s anything, just say it.”

Yuwen Min said, “There’s a girl who has sores on her face, and her mind isn’t clear. She has scars all over her body and only knows how to giggle. I’m not sure if she’s ill or has been injured, but I need you to take a look and see if she can be treated.”

Doctor Linasked, “Has anyone tried treating her yet?”

Yuwen Min nodded. “All the doctors from Xinglin Slope have seen her.”

Doctor Lin’s face grew serious when he heard about Xinglin Slope. “Xinglin Slope is my family’s home. Although my parents have been away for many years, the medical skills of Xinglin Slope have always been highly regarded. However, since that famous Su doctor passed away, the doctors there have gradually dwindled. I’ll take a look and see if I can help.”

The conversation moved on. Yuwen Min cleared his throat and asked, “The pill you gave him earlier, was it really the contraceptive pill?”

Sure! Here’s a more natural translation of the passage you provided:

Doctor Lin rarely showed such an expression on his face. With a look that seemed to say “You can insult me, but not my medicine,” he said, “I never sell fake medicine!”

The author has a message:

Yuwen-Autumn: You can sell fake medicine just once.

Lu Hanzhi: Do you think everyone is like you, with no morals?!

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