FMEA Chapter 156 Part 2

Chapter 156 Unfortunate Father or Unfortunate Mother? 

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At this time, not knowing a group of people were looking for her, Xia Yuqing was staring straight at big baby in the firewood room. 

“Dudu, why are you here? No wonder Lu Rui kept asking why this brocade box was so heavy today, it turns out that you were in it.” Xia Yuqing took big baby into her arms and laughed softly. 

The eldest baby rolled his eyes silently when he heard this. Mother, is this your disguised way to say that I am too fat? Hmph, I’m going to ignore you! 

“…” Xia Yuqing looked at her big baby’s arrogant expression. She was silently embarrassed. She reached out and rummaged in the square brocade box, then found that apart from this big bun, there was no other food. 

“Hey, how come all the food is gone? Dudu, did you eat it all?” 

“…” The big baby who was still irritated hearing Xia Yuqing’s questioning, stiffened and stopped. He continued to look away arrogantly. 

He absolutely…absolutely cannot let the person in front of him know that he couldn’t sleep because of the live erot*ca that went on throughout the night. Then because he was so hungry early in the morning, he had sneaked into Aunt Lu Rui’s embroidered box to steal food to relieve his hunger. As a result, he didn’t expect the lid on the box to bang shut when he climbed in, shutting himself in.

He struggled inside for a long time, yet couldn’t open the lid of the box, so he had to wait for someone to save him. However, he fell asleep while waiting, 囧~~~~ 

It was when Xia Yuqing and the others were being kidnapped that he woke up from the turbulence. His head spun all around. Listening to the movement outside, he waited until there was no one to climb out to take a look, but as soon as he climbed out, he saw Xia Yuqing.

After such an embarrassing experience, he could not tell his strange mother, otherwise she would definitely tell the entire world after she returns. 

Xia Yuqing sighed in frustration as she watched the baby not responding. She was still thinking about where to find something to eat when the baby changed the subject: “Mother, you are arrested now, shouldn’t you think of a way to escape? Why are you lingering here?” 

“…” I also want to escape, but the doors are locked and the roof is too high, I’m afraid I will fall to death before climbing up. All that is left is the walls on all sides and the ground under her feet. She is not Tu Xing Sun (character from a story that has powers), so she doesn’t know how to cut through walls and escape from the ground. Even if she can get out of this room, she can’t get out of this Ying Chun Yuan!

Numerous of her little yellow books (erot*ca) told her that if she tries to escape a brothel and is unluckily caught again, she would have to do intense hardcore SM service afterwards. Oooo, this female is a simple cauliflower and cannot bear being ravaged!!!

Hey, there seems to be something wrong: “Dudu, you can speak, in fact, you can speak very fluently!” 

“…” This grandpa could speak long ago, I just didn’t speak to you. Also, is this the focus now? Strange mother, please don’t just be a fool, okay? You have been kidnapped and sold, okay, sold! ! ! 

“Yi, big baby is really not cute at all. He can speak, but does not tell his mother. This is so hurtful.” 


The big baby short-circuited because of Xia Yuqing with his breath barely coming up. When he wanted to stretch out his short hands to strangle Xia Yuqing’s neck and shake it a few times, the door let out a sound of unlocking. 

“Someone is coming, Dudu…” Xia Yuqing’s face changed slightly. She hurriedly put the big baby back into the brocade box and covered it with a cloth, “Hush, be good and don’t make a sound.” 

Xia Yuqing just finished when the door opened with a bang. 

Ye Jiuniang twisted her snake waist while walking in from the outside. She was followed by a gang of girls, big and small.

“Little girl, have you thought about it? If you have thought about it, put on these clothes and follow me out to pick up customers.” Ye Jiuniang took out a bright red dress from a person nearby and shook it. 

“!!!” Xia Yuqing’s eyes almost popped out. The thin layer veil, the wide open collar and the big opening underneath that made it look like a cheongsam, as soon as one walked in it, it would reveal the top and the bottom. Are these still clothes? 

“Why? Not willing?” Seeing Xia Yuqing staring at the clothes in her hand with horror, Ye Jiuniang asked Xia Yuqing. Is she like those girls who were picking up guests for the first time? Must she look for death before giving up hope? Her face sank immediately. 

Xia Yuqing hurriedly waved her hand, “No, no, I am very willing, but Mama Ye… is this dress…” 

She was planning on staying for a bit, then beat up the guest to run away, but wearing these clothes, how could she beat up anyone?

“Oh, are you shy? Later on, you have to do even more shy things. Now just wear the clothes. Go put it on!” 


Xia Yuqing was in a dilemma. Wondering whether to do it or not, when she reached out to take the somewhat explicit clothes, a girl next to her stepped forward and whispered to Ye Jiuniang. 

“Mama, Boss Chen, who came here today, had invited the new top scorer of the palace examination. Since this guest is more dignified, if this girl appears like this, it might not be the most suitable.” 

“… ” Don’t all scholars try to pose as being noble and virtuous, yet they dare to come to this place? It seems that they are indeed quite dignified. 

Ye Jiuniang pondered for a moment, then coldly snorted: “You are lucky, wear another one today. Yan Er, take her to find another one. Boss Chen is a frequent visitor in our courtyard, and he tips generously, you have to serve him well later. When you are ready, the shining white silvers can be put into your pocket, Mama will not treat you badly.” 

“Yes, yes, I understand.” Xia Yuqing agreed and accepted everything without question. She was slightly relieved that she didn’t have to wear clothes that were more revealing than modern day clothes. Before leaving, she pursed her lips and glanced at the square brocade box not far away with some worry.

The door opened and closed, then the silence in the firewood room was restored. The big baby heard no movement in the brocade box, and got out again. 

His mother seems to have been called out by the ugly bad woman to do bad things. Although his mother usually likes to carry him, nag about those weird things, and also likes to abduct his sister to do bad things, she is still one of their own. Only he is able to bully her. Others who dare to bully his mother, we still have to see whether father and him will agree to that, hmph… 

The big baby thought this way, then got up from the ground. He patted the dust off his body and walked steadily with his short legs towards the door. When the people inside left, the door was naturally not locked like before, so the big baby pushed it and the door opened. 

As a result, just when everyone’s attention was focused on Xia Yuqing’s body, no one noticed that behind them was a little thing moving slowly while holding on to the wall, closely following them. 

On the other side, Cui Er finally found the side room, only to find that the side room had already been emptied. 

“It seems that we are a step late, Niang Niang has been taken away.” 

“Why is my sister-in-law sure that Niang Niang was here?” Yun Zhongyue asked with a smile while looking at the empty firewood room with his hands on his hips. 

“The brocade box on the ground was specially used by Lu Rui to hold snacks for the empress. There is also a piece of clothing on the ground that is exactly the same as the one just seen in Lu Rui’s room except for the difference in color.” Cui Er pointed to the gauze skirt picked up from the ground by Lu Rui. Her eyes were cold, and she slapped out again, slamming Yun Zhongyue against the wall to act as a gecko again. 

“Also, don’t let me say it a third time, I’m not your sister-in-law, don’t speak nonsense.” 

“…” Cui Er Jiejie seems to be getting fiercer.

“…” Wife seemed to be led astray by Junior Sister, and became more violent. 

“That said, Junior Sister didn’t wear these clothes.” What a pity! But if it’s worn by a wife, it’d be even better! Su Wuduan pitifully stared at the clothes. 

“What are you thinking about?” Cui Er’s voice was chilly from the side. 

“If my wife can wear this dress, I would happily die.” 

“Then you can just go and die.” 


Just like this, the people lying on the wall and acting as a gecko changed from one to two. 

“Cui Er Jiejie, Niang Niang was taken to the front, what should we do now?” Lu Rui looked at Cui Er with a worried expression and asked anxiously. 

“Those people guarding in front are not to be trifled with. If we rush to the front rashly, I’m afraid that we might not find Niang Niang and would also alert them and that won’t be good.”

“Then what should we do now?” 

Cui Er was silent. If they waited for the reinforcements and did nothing, she was afraid it would be too late by the time Feng Tingye and the others arrived. But with their strength, they were simply not enough to deal with those outside. How could they find Niang Niang without disturbing those outside and take her away?

Cui Er’s gaze moved to the two gauze clothes on the ground, and her eyes lit up slightly: “I know.” 

“Wife, what are you doing?” Su Wuduan and Yun Zhong Yue, just got off the wall, when they saw Cui Er preparing to take off her clothes and he asked quickly with an exclamation. 

“Changing clothes to go out to pick up guests and find Niang Niang.” Cui Er explained her intentions concisely. 

“…Change clothes, do you want to put on that dress?” 

Cui Er did not answer, but demonstrated her choice with her actions. 

“Wait a minute.” Su Wuduan stepped forward and grabbed Cui Er’s hand that was about to reach for her belt. Although he wanted to see his wife wearing that dress, he only wanted it to happen when the two of them were alone in the dark under the moonless night. He didn’t want to let those perv*rts outside to see his wife’s white thighs and… cleavage. When he thought about it, he felt so angry that he couldn’t bear it! 

“What’s the matter?” Cui Er glanced at him, a little impatient.

“…” Of course there’s something the matter! My wife is going to be seen naked, how could it be okay? 

He took a deep breath and smiled: “Wife, this is a brothel, it is too dangerous for you to go to the front in this outfit.” 

“I don’t mind.” 

But I do! Su Wuduan took a deep breath again, and smiled, “Just leave it to me and Junior Brother for this kind of thing.” 

“Give it to you?” 

“Well, this dress… Junior Brother and I will wear it!” 

“… ” Hello, Senior brother, did you ask for my opinion? Don’t decide on strange things alone! ! ! 

When Cui Er and the others were discussing on how to find someone in front, Xia Yuqing had already dressed up and was led by Ye Jiuniang to a private room. 

“Oh, Boss Chen, you finally came. Our girls have been looking forward to you coming every day!” As soon as Ye Jiuniang walked in, she greeted him warmly. 

Boss Chen was very comfortable, and he smiled heartily: “I have also been thinking about the two girls He Fang and Rui Xia every day. Call them to come and accompany me. Today I want to introduce them to a talented young man.” 

“Boss Chen, He Fang, I have already called for you. As for Ruixia, she has contracted a cold these past few days, and is not suitable to see guests. But today, Jiu Niang found another for you. She’s even better than Ruixia. Look…” 

“Better than Ruixia?” Boss Chen was stunned for a moment, but he was very interested, “This is strange, Ruixia and He Fang are already Jiuniang’s two best girls, what kind of fairy is this girl to  make Jiuniang think that she is better than Ruixia? Jiuniang don’t keep me in suspense, just let that girl come out to meet with us. If it’s just an exaggeration, this meal tonight…” 

Ye Jiuniang glared at Boss Chen: “Jiuniang and Boss Chen have known each other for so many years, how can one deceive Boss Chen? If the boss is dissatisfied with this girl, Boss Chen and this Gong Zi’s account will be charged to me tonight. Rouge, why don’t you come out and meet Boss Chen.”

“…” Rouge…then where’s my cosmetic powder (rouge refers to the red tint for lips; when the words are placed in front of cosmetic powder, it refers to makeup)! Shoot, such an old-fashioned name is definitely not for Lao Zi! Xia Yuqing was silently complaining, when she was pushed by the people behind her and walked in slowly. 

In an instant, the room that was very lively, suddenly became silent. 

Xia Yuqing who rarely wore a fiery red gauze skirt was a little bit more coquettish than usual, similar to a red fire lily. Her beautiful and alluring face was a bit timid and shy, it made people think she was unsuitable to appear at a brothel. 

“Boss Chen, Boss Chen… what do you think?” Ye Jiuniang looked at the blank eyes of the few people in the room. The corners of her lips smirked up as she awakened the absent-minded men. 

“Well, well, it is really stunning. Jiuniang, where did you find such a beauty? She’s too enchanting.” 

Ye Jiuniang covered her mouth and smiled: “This is a first-class product that has just arrived today. Boss Chen is an old customer, so Jiuniang specially kept her for you. Then tonight’s money… ” 

“Hahaha, okay, as long as she services us well, this is of course not a problem.” 

“That’s good, I won’t bother Boss Chen. Rouge, come here and serve Boss Chen.” Ye Jiuniang said to Xia Yuqing. She gave her a wink and retreated from the room with a faint smile. 

“Oh.” Xia Yuqing replied lightly. She looked at the old b*stard who can be called her own father, and slowly walked over. 

“Come here, little beauty, take care of this master today. This master will not treat you badly. This master can even redeem you directly to go back to be my concubine. It will all be up to you.” 

“…” Be a concubine for you?! You damn old b*stard, see what I will do with you later! 

Xia Yuqing angrily picked up the flask on the table and walked towards Boss Chen. As soon as she sat next to Boss Chen, she felt a salted pig’s hand stretch towards her waist.

The hair on Xia Yuqing’s back stood up. It wasn’t that she hadn’t been touched there. The Ultra Seme Lord, that beast, would always put his hand on her waist every time they were out in public, in order to declare his ownership. However, she only felt annoyed when the Ultra Seme Lord attacked her waist. But when this old man touched her waist, it made her feel extremely sick. 

But there was no other way, people have to bow their heads when under someone else’s roof. She had to endure. Hmph, wait until she thought of a way to target his key parts and give him a fatal blow. Then she would take the opportunity to create chaos and escape to find someone, then they’ll know.

Xia Yuqing thought this way and took a deep breath. She secretly suppressed the discomfort in her heart, and raised a false, harmless smile. 

“Boss Chen.” The soft voice with a touch of coquettishness really made the hearts of those who listened to it beat. Even the new top scholar who was sitting opposite Boss Chen couldn’t help but shift his gaze to Xia Yuqing’s body and face. His face showed some obsession, not to mention Boss Chen himself. 

“Beauty, are you going to pour wine for this lord and me?” Boss Chen stared at Xia Yuqing with a pig-like look. 

There was a trace of disgust in Xia Yuqing’s eyes. This nasty old man could be her dad. He was really a sc*mbag to dare to come here to harm the flowers of this land. Uh, no, her cheap father was a beautiful man, how can he be used to compare with this kind of trivial thing, it is really insulting him. Cheap father, sorry! ! ! 

“Pour the wine? Oh, okay, I will pour the wine for you.” Xia Yuqing smiled and winked at Boss Chen. She held onto the flask on the side to calm her irritation. 

“Boss Chen, your wine.” Xia Yuqing poured the wine and handed it to Boss Chen. Unexpectedly, Boss Chen had no plans to accept it at all: “Beauty, feed me.”

“…” This d*mn lecher! ! ! 

Xia Yuqing was furious for a moment, then corrected the stiff smile on her entire face, and smiled: “Okay, I’ll feed Boss Chen.” 

When feeding him, that is, when she was closest to him, she will definitely be able to take aim. 

Thinking like this, Xia Yuqing approached Boss Chen little by little while holding the wine glass. She squinted her eyes slightly to target a certain part of Boss Chen. 

Hey, no, what is that little dumpling that came out from under the table? 

“Ah…” Xia Yuqing exclaimed and stood up abruptly. Not only did the wine glass in her hand fall down, she also knocked down the flask on the table. The wine that fell on the table instantly spilled all over Boss Chen. 

“You!” Boss Chen was taken aback. He just wanted to point at Xia Yuqing and scold her, but saw Xia Yuqing’s face pale, with a frightened expression. He remembered that Ye Jiuniang just said that this girl came today and was still a novice… 

“Boss Chen, I’m sorry, I… I didn’t mean it.” 

Boss Chen was even more reluctant to hold her accountable when he saw her like this. His anger turned into joy: “Beauty, don’t panic. This sir is not a fierce, evil person, I won’t do anything to you.” 

“…” You are indeed neither fierce nor evil, but you are an old lecher! 

“This master’s clothes are now soiled by wine. As long as this beauty wipes the clothes clean for this master, this master will not be angry.” Boss Chen stared at Xia Yuqing with a wicked look. 

Xia Yuqing twitched and smiled reluctantly. She took out the handkerchief in her hand. “I’ll wipe it off for Boss Chen.” 

Xia Yuqing leaned down, then her face changed. Staring with two big eyes, she looked under the table and used her eyes to ask the big baby, “Why are you here?” 

“I followed Mother here. Mother, although this son witnessed your illicit affair and you not abide being a good housewife, even if you see your son, you don’t have to be so panicked, I almost got discovered.” 

“!!!” This nasty brat! Xia Yuqing’s blue veins on her head burst. If it were not for the wrong occasion, she would have dragged the brat out to beat him up.

“Go back!” 

“No.” The big baby angrily dismissed Xia Yuqing’s proposal. The eyes that resembled Feng Tingye’s eyes were slightly narrowed. He stared at the old man behind his mother and gave a cold snort. 

To even dare to eat my mother’s tofu (take advantage of her)! Damn b*stard, go to h*ll! 

Just when Xia Yuqing was at edge with the big baby, she suddenly saw the big baby move his body and hide under the table. 

“Huh?” Could the kid have understood the situation and decided to hide? 

Facts have proven that Xia Yuqing was still too naive after all. In a moment, the big baby came back again, holding a…candle in his hand! 

“What do you want to do? Son?!” 

The big baby ignored the panic in Xia Yuqing’s eyes. He slowly stretched the candle that was still burning in his hand to someone’s hem that was dripping with liquor. 

“…” What happens when alcohol meets fire? Xia Yuqing will tell you that this would be very dangerous. Children should not copy this, because… 

“Fire…fire, it’s on fire! Come! Help! Boss Chen is on fire!!!” 


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1 thought on “FMEA Chapter 156 Part 2”

  1. Haha, this was great. I am happy her son still cares for her, like father like son. He is so clever. I love him. Thank you for the translation.


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