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My Corpse is Bohemian Chapter 150

Chapter 150: Extra Chapter: Pregnant Corpse in Progress


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Jian Ningxuan had a feeling that the little brat in Bu Bu’s belly definitely possessed a very strong vitality. Despite not receiving any nutrition supplements and enduring daily pressures (from yoga), it could still stubbornly survive.

Nevertheless, yoga was no longer an option. Jian Ningxuan prepared new fitness activities for Bu Bu: swimming, tai chi, and exercise ball.

An Bu laid on a purple exercise ball, rubbing back and forth, holding a small exercise ball in her hands, tossing it up and down. There were several colorful thickened explosion-proof exercise balls scattered around, and the floor was covered with a soft plush blanket. All sharp objects in the bedroom had been removed by Jian Ningxuan.

“Bu Bu, it’s time for dinner.” With a call, An Bu immediately slid off the exercise ball, allowing the small exercise ball she had just tossed to hit her head, and walked out of the bedroom.

“Did you wash your hands?” Jian Ningxuan turned to ask.

At his words, An Bu, who had taken a few steps, stopped and turned back to walk towards the bathroom.

After a splashing sound, An Bu washed her paws clean and then returned to the dining room.

“Why didn’t you dry your hands properly?” Jian Ningxuan saw her dripping wet hands and casually remarked.

An Bu reached out and grabbed his apron, carefully wiping the water droplets off her hands. Finally, she spread out her hands and held them up in front of him to indicate that they were dry.

Jian Ningxuan: “…” Although Bu Bu has learned a lot of common sense in life, she still has her adorable moments sometimes.

Usually, Jian Ningxuan personally prepared most of the meals.

Bu Bu was easy to please; a glass of juice, a plate of vegetables, and a bowl of nutritious soup were enough to satisfy her.

Occasionally, Jian Ningxuan would cook with Bu Bu, but each time he was met with a crushing defeat in cooking skills. Even though she had amnesia, the culinary skills of the poop scooper were not something a cat mistress could match.

“How do you feel today?” Jian Ningxuan placed his hand on her abdomen, feeling the pulse of the little life. In his mind, a piece of information emerged: [Unknown Creature: Vitality Value 1375].

Yes, the life book defined this child as an “unknown creature.” As for An Bu, the life book couldn’t detect her vitality value at all.

This function was something Jian Ningxuan had only recently discovered and rarely used.

Conversely, An Bu couldn’t see Jian Ningxuan’s death value either. The death book only recorded the lives that can come to an end.

“It’s fine.” An Bu replied briefly. Things like fetal movements and labor pains didn’t exist.

“Let’s have Fang Cun come over tomorrow and take a look.” Jian Ningxuan worriedly said, “The fetus seems to have not grown at all.”

Every month, Jian Ningxuan would have Fang Cun come over to perform a routine checkup on An Bu. No, it was a prenatal checkup now. Five months had passed, but An Bu’s abdomen still hadn’t shown any signs of swelling. If it weren’t for the vitality value displayed, he would almost think that the fetus had also become stiff.

An Bu had no objections and focused on drinking her juice.

Halfway through her drink, An Bu suddenly stopped and turned to look out the window.

“What’s wrong?” Jian Ningxuan followed her gaze, looking outside. It was the garden, and there seemed to be nothing unusual.

An Bu put down her cup and walked towards the door.

Jian Ningxuan followed suit.

An Bu walked out of the villa, hands grasping the ornate iron gate, gazing fixedly at the spacious road outside.

Just then, a family of three walked over from the other side of the road. Just as they were about to pass by the gate of the neighboring villa, Jian Ningxuan faintly heard the sound of a car starting from inside.

His heart skipped a beat, and he shouted to the family, “Watch out!”

The family instinctively stopped, looking at him in confusion.

At that moment, a silver sports car suddenly shot out from the neighboring villa, racing away like a wild horse escaping from its reins, coming within inches of the family. If it weren’t for Jian Ningxuan’s warning, they would have likely suffered a tragic accident.

The family first paled, then angrily cursed in the direction the car had sped off, before coming over to thank Jian Ningxuan.

Jian Ningxuan nonchalantly accepted their thanks, while several pieces of information flashed in his mind: [Jiang Pingyu, 26] [Jiang Qiqi, 98].

What was originally a happy family of three had almost lost two of its members in the recent accident.

After they were rescued, there was a change in the information on An Bu’s death book. The lifespans of Jiang Pingyu and Jiang Qiqi had been extended from November 5, 2178, 13:02, to 2219 and 2247 respectively.

Seeing that the death aura that was within reach had dissipated, An Bu retracted her gaze and turned back towards the villa.

Jian Ningxuan followed silently behind her, a faint thought forming in his mind.

The next day, Jian Ningxuan invited Fang Cun over to perform a routine checkup on An Bu.

“The various indices of the fetus are all fine, but I don’t know why it’s not growing.” Fang Cun expressed his confusion with a puzzled expression.

“Okay, I understand.” Jian Ningxuan wasn’t surprised, and then without even brewing a cup of tea, he sent the man away.

Fang Cun was furious, “Am I your Husky? You just call and I come running?!”

Jian Ningxuan opened the door and handed him a gold card.

Fang Cun said seriously, “Don’t try to persuade me, my biggest dream in life is to be a Husky!”

At night, Jian Ningxuan washed An Bu clean, carried her to bed, and softly asked, “Bu Bu, can I kiss you?”

An Bu raised her head and kissed him on the face.

“Not like this…” Jian Ningxuan lowered his head and kissed her lips.

An Bu stared at him without blinking, feeling the hot breath circulating between their lips.

After a moment, Jian Ningxuan reluctantly pulled back, gazing deeply into her eyes, wanting to know her feelings.

An Bu’s gaze fell on his lips, then she leaned in slowly, pecking tentatively, then again, before pressing her lips against his, mimicking his earlier actions. She extended her tongue lightly, grazing his lip line.

Jian Ningxuan’s eyes darkened, no longer restraining himself. He embraced An Bu, and they began their first harmonious reunion after being apart…

The next morning, An Bu lazily clung to Jian Ningxuan, her eyes shining as she looked at him.

Jian Ningxuan’s blue eyes were tender and focused.

A message came from the life book: [Unknown Creature: Vitality Value 2016 (641)].

His previous guess was correct; the growth of the fetus was related to its vitality value. Ordinary physical contact and nutrition supplements couldn’t provide the fetus with enough vitality value. Bu Bu couldn’t rely on saving people anymore to provide enough vitality value for the fetus. However, he, who had the life book, could.

Before, it was Bu Bu who desperately saved people. Now, he would take over Bu Bu’s role and do everything he could to save people for her and their child.

While others earned money to support their families, he saved people to support his corpse.

“Bu Bu, shall we go on a trip tomorrow? After traveling around the world, let’s have the child,” he suggested.

Well-behavedAn Bu.jpg: “@^_^@ I’ll go along with whatever you say.”

Three days later, Jian Ningxuan packed his bags and, accompanied by his zombie poop official, set off to various places around the world.


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My Corpse is Bohemian

My Corpse is Bohemian

ศพของฉันแซ่บมาก, 我的尸身放荡不羁, 雪原幽灵
Score 8.6
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2018 Native Language: Chinese
She is a moving corpse, with no heartbeat, no breathing, no pulse, and no body temperature. Every day, she is thinking about how to prevent corrosion, moisturize, rejuvenate, whiten, and maintain the vitality of her body. Doing sauna, soaking in hot springs to activate blood circulation, drinking angelica red date chicken soup to replenish qi, eating vegetables and fruits to replenish water, exercising daily to prevent osteoporosis, using her mind at all times to prevent rigid thinking, she is determined to be a good corpse that is healthy, environmentally friendly and pollution-free.

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