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You Guys Wouldn’t Have Taken My Casual Acting Seriously, Right Chapter 18

The show Shen Fu took leave to attend was an acting-test variety show called Drama Like the Galaxy.

Each episode of this show invited some “rotten tomato” newcomer actors to participate, giving them improvised acting prompts to perform.

The mentors were viciously sharp-tongued.

In the first season, “xx actor cried from being scolded” trended almost regularly.

But now it was the third season, and not a single actor with even a bit of name recognition was willing to go and embarrass themselves. The show was already flop-tier.

The next morning, Shen Fu was waiting for Liang Xiaochun’s car.

Several actresses were doing makeup together.

Hearing that she was going as a guest on Drama Like the Galaxy, Xu Tiaotiao, who was straightforward and quick-tongued, exclaimed in shock: “How do you dare?”

Then she suddenly realized that didn’t sound very nice.

Xu Tiaotiao said awkwardly: “I didn’t mean it like that, it’s just… I heard the mentors on that show are very harsh.”

Shen Fu said: “It’s fine.”

Zuo Mei glanced at Shen Fu, smiling lightly: “Miss Shen, be careful not to get scolded onto the trending list.”

At that moment the car arrived. Shen Fu didn’t respond and walked off.

Zuo Mei watched Shen Fu’s back and thought she was really short-sighted.

Knowing her acting wasn’t good, yet she specifically chose a show like this.

Probably for money, right?

But why stop her?

Getting scolded onto the trending list would be perfect.

When Liang Xiaochun brought Shen Fu to the recording building, it was exactly nine in the morning, and Limited-Time Heartbeat’s livestream had just started.

Not seeing Shen Fu, the barrage was actually a bit uncomfortable.

【Where’s Shen Fu, where’s Shen Fu?】

【D*mn, I was just about to ask the same thing. Are we being pua-ed? Is it my illusion, or does the whole show suddenly get boring when Shen Fu’s not here?】

Shen Fu had taken leave to be a guest on another show. Young Master Jiang was completely nowhere to be seen, whether he hadn’t come out of his room, or wasn’t in the villa at all, nobody knew.

Because of last night’s incident, Chu Wei had gone back to his agency for emergency PR.

The others were outside drinking tea and chatting, the topics polite and bland, not stirring even a bit of discussion in the barrage.

【Now that you mention it, it really does seem like the more dramatic love-triangle messes were all related to Shen Fu. Almost all the heated topics were tied to her.】

Of course, some other fan groups posted: 【Good that she’s gone. The atmosphere turns toxic whenever she’s around.】

But most casual viewers watched dating shows to see drama and chaos. If they wanted calm chatting, they’d watch a slow-paced show instead.

But the group couldn’t be bothered arguing with those fans, so they just closed the livestream and went to search what Shen Fu was doing.

The program team noticed the revenue rate drop noticeably, completely baffled.

What, when Shen Fu first joined, netizens hated her, but once she’s gone, netizens lose interest?

Harshly speaking, isn’t that just masochistic?

Director: “Call and ask when Shen Fu is coming back?”

A staff member beside him said: “Her leave slip covers until ten tonight.”

The director looked at the falling number of online viewers and began to panic.

“Urge her agent. Tell them to send her back earlier if possible. Also, tonight we’re supposed to announce the second round of dates. Delay the announcement until Shen Fu comes back tonight.”

Galaxy of Drama is also a live-broadcast variety show. By the third season, the audience base was only a very small part.

However, today for some unknown reason, the viewer count suddenly shot up, almost several times the usual.

The barrage kept showing one name.

【Here to watch Shen Fu.】

【D*mn, same as the one above, secret signal, coming over from Limited-Time Heartbeat?】

【She used to film so many bad dramas, her acting is probably not great, but honestly, I really want to see her make a comeback.】

【Yes yes yes, whispering here, I actually became a Shen Fu fan but don’t dare comment over there. Those few fandoms are way too fierce.】

The original audience of this show were a bit baffled.

Why did so many people suddenly rush in? Who is Shen Fu?

Oh, today’s flying guest.

Someone had heard of her: 【Isn’t she that vase who only films bad dramas?】

【Get lost, you’re the vase.】

The group of people on the verge of becoming fans refused to admit they were attracted to Shen Fu, but still, with mouths saying no while bodies said yes, they typed back on the barrage.

When the four famously sharp-tongued mentors pushed the door in, Shen Fu was already waiting in the studio.

She wore a shirt and suspenders, stylish and fresh.

Even without looking at her face, you’d think she was beautiful. Then looking at the face, it was a level that could make someone’s heart move just from looks alone.

The female mentor’s voice even softened a little: “Miss Shen, please sit.”

“Thank you.” Only then did Shen Fu sit on the high stool in the middle.

One mentor began explaining the program rules to Shen Fu.

Before he finished, another mentor with a beard impatiently interrupted him: “Isn’t it required to learn the previous rules before coming on the show?”

He looked at Shen Fu sharply: “Isn’t that right, Miss Shen? You should have made full mental preparations. You won’t cry from being scared by us later, will you?”

“Mm.” Shen Fu responded, “I won’t. Just start with the question.”

So confident?

The bearded mentor’s eyes were full of disdain.

Looking so tender and delicate. In a moment she’d definitely use crying again to get on the trending list.

Most annoying are these people who can’t act yet insist on filming. Why can’t she just dance her girl-group dances properly?

“The first prompt: you are a girl who looks quiet and not talkative, but in fact carries the blood feud of your family. Because you want revenge, you need the male lead to notice you and gradually fall in love with you.”

“The best hunters often appear as prey. You found out he likes the soft, weak, white-lotus type that evokes a protective desire, so you decide to disguise yourself in front of him.”

“No lines allowed. You must use micro-expressions to let the audience know what you’re acting.”

【Holy sh*t who wrote this prompt, please give me a drama like this!】

【But it looks hard to perform… and this is an objectless performance, there isn’t even anyone to act with. She has to imagine the scene herself.】

Hard to perform is an understatement.

Of the three prompts, the bearded mentor started with the hardest.

The actor must show at least two faces in three minutes.

For the soft, delicate face, she must not act like pure innocence or pure gentle purity. She must lay a dark underlayer beneath the clean surface.

Shen Fu stood up and moved the high stool away.

The bearded mentor sneered inwardly.

As expected, just like the rookie actors before, the first thing she did was move the stool away. Did she really think she needed such a big stage?

So dramatic.

But then the female mentor whispered, “She’s not even preparing. She’s starting immediately?”

Bearded mentor: ?

Looking at the stage again, that very motion from Shen Fu had already begun the performance.

The high stool became her prop.

She struggled to move the stool, as if carrying a crate of rotten fish and shrimp through a noisy marketplace, bent under life’s burdens.

Then she subtly glanced toward the back right.

The barrage noticed that her expression when she glanced there was indifferent, without any emotion, even carrying a faint hidden playfulness.

Her gaze followed that person walking closer, then she calmly drew it back.

【D*mn, so immersive. I could almost feel someone walking over.】

Then the next second, when that imaginary person reached her side, her tears suddenly fell.

One drop, then another. Without dirtying her face. A very beautiful way of crying.

If she were wearing a cotton dress right now, in that grimy environment, she would stand out immediately.

It was the first time the barrage had seen Shen Fu act. They were stunned.

Her eyes reddened instantly?

Tears fell instantly?

It’s a live broadcast, so no eye drops or tricks.

【Feels like I can guess the plot. He took the bait and is helping her.】

The mentors had critiqued countless newcomers whose expressions were awkward, who blanked out and didn’t know how to act, or whose performances were a complete mess.

Seeing such mature and natural acting so suddenly, they nearly lost their composure.

It was like being used to eating bran and suddenly being given a bowl of fragrant rice.

The female mentor recovered first and cued the process: “Now he has left.”

Shen Fu straightened, wiped the tear hanging on her chin with her thumb, and the grateful expression instantly closed, turning into bone-deep coldness.

The female mentor continued: “Mm, three minutes are up.”

“Thank you, teachers.” Shen Fu bowed toward the stage, then ran back to move the stool and sat neatly again like before.

【Holy, this triple-face-change technique???】

The barrage wondered if they even knew who Shen Fu was at all. They weren’t professionals and couldn’t precisely evaluate acting, but this acting was definitely not bad!

Within three minutes, switching freely, with the three personalities portrayed clearly, and even with no props or scene partners, she could still make people imagine the whole scene.

The bearded mentor was also stunned for a moment.

Shen Fu’s acting certainly couldn’t be called phenomenal, but among her age group, she definitely counted as very outstanding.

Let alone acting in any drama would be more than enough, even if she acted in films, with a good director guiding her, she could also complete the performance perfectly.

So how did she get such a bad reputation before?

They had already started the second question over here, while the bullet comments were still fiercely discussing the previous performance.

【Is it my problem?? Why do I feel Shen Fu’s acting isn’t bad? Much better than a bunch of those pretty-boy actors.】

【D*mn, the one in front, +10086】

Someone replied: 【Actually, Shen Fu’s acting has never been bad. Otherwise, with her reputation being that terrible, how would she have attracted a group of drama fans? And a lot of original novel fans of period romances were drawing cakes hoping Shen Fu would star, because she’s beautiful and gives people a sense of immersion. It’s just that she really doesn’t cherish her feathers. Others would rather not act much and wait for good scripts to protect their feathers. She, however, acts in anything. The worst script I remember was her playing a clingy, unreasonable princess. That character was so, so, so annoying. A 4.0 rating on a certain site. This should also be one of the reasons for her “vase” reputation.】

【But she was desperately acting for her family member’s medical bills, right? Talking about it like this is kind of pitiful…】

The barrage suddenly went quiet.

Why do so many celebrities love to sell misery? Because it can torment fans.

Once ordinary fans are tormented, they easily become devoted fans.

Once devoted fans are tormented, they easily become gun-wielding, enemy-slaying blood-boiled fans.

【Kind of want to cry, what’s going on? The girl actually hasn’t had it easy, and she’s not that old.】

【Why does your fandom have zero content? I want to dig up old material but there’s nowhere to dig.】

Rong Xiaozhen saw this, and hurriedly sent: 【There is material, there is, just not a lot. Pointing you to @Ah Fu Support Club】

……

In the villa, Chu Wei came back at a little past six in the afternoon and went to the gym to work out.

Xiang Lingyun, sitting in the living room, turned on the smart TV.

The TV happened to be broadcasting the live stream of Drama Like the Galaxy. When Xiang Lingyun saw Shen Fu’s face, he subconsciously stayed on that channel and started watching.

The gym’s glass was transparent, so Chu Wei also glanced over.

He wondered why Shen Fu wasn’t here today. Turns out she went to be a guest on a show.

Wen Zhenghan also happened to return from outside. Seeing Shen Fu on the TV, he paused for a few seconds.

He had visited her set before. He knew Shen Fu’s acting was good.

It was just…

What kind of questions were these?

The first one: pretending to be a wool-silk little white flower to lure a cold, rich, handsome enemy.

The second one: a gentle, generous senior accompanying a poor junior through entrepreneurship, only to be abandoned, then turning around and becoming a domineering CEO. Turns out her previous companionship was all fake.

The third was even more ridiculous, like it was pulled straight out of a Jinjiang novel: her eyes shone brightly as she looked at that person, full of love. Even being treated as a substitute didn’t matter. Yet when he finally learned the truth, his tears fell, he was actually the real substitute!

The three men’s expressions froze for a moment, extremely subtle.

Wen Zhenghan’s gaze swept toward Chu Wei, who had stiffened on the elliptical machine, then toward Xiang Lingyun, who was frozen mid-sip with his wine glass.

He frowned, unconsciously tightening his grip on the coat in his hand.

A problem emerged.

Him and Chu Wei being subtle was whatever. But why was Xiang Lingyun subtle?

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You guys wouldn’t have taken my casual acting seriously, right

You guys wouldn’t have taken my casual acting seriously, right

Status: Ongoing
New summary: Before the dating variety show started, among all the female guests only the least-experienced Shen Fu was mocked online: “Whether it’s Film Emperor Wen Zhenghan or whoever, no one would want to get involved with some vase-tier eighteenth-line like her.” After the show started, netizens beat their chests, held their heads, wailing. Aaaaaaaa what the h*ll is this!! All! of! them! are! simps!!! Old summary: “Shen Fu is nothing more than someone else’s shadow.” Not only was this what the industry said, even Film Emperor Wen Zhenghan himself thought so. So when Shen Fu proposed breaking up, the man flicked his cigarette ash, his always-indifferent face showing no ripples: “Since you’re a stand-in, then have the self-awareness of a stand-in, don’t play that ‘push-and-pull hard-to-get’ set. When you figure it out and come back, I won’t give you a second chance.” She didn’t come back for an entire month. Until they ended up on the same dating show. “Film Emperor, Miss Shen she…” Wen Zhenghan flicked ash, cold laugh: “What, she finally knows to come back?” “No, not only did she not return, but the investigation revealed that, besides acting as a stand-in in front of you, she was juggling multiple roles at the same time and had successfully won over both a billionaire top celebrity and a hugely popular idol.” “The top streamer and idol are the two male guests living next door to you.” Before the dating show started, among the female guests only the least-experienced Shen Fu was mocked online: “Whether it’s Film Emperor Wen Zhenghan or whoever, no one would want to get involved with some vase eighteenth-line like her.” Who knew that after the program began, the Film Emperor’s gaze toward Shen Fu became dark and unreadable, the top streamer’s silent gaze toward her was a hidden undercurrent, and the popular idol’s eyes toward her were full of things left unsaid. Male Guests A/B/C (Film Emperor / Top Streamer / Idol) repeatedly entered asura field. Kitchen, living room, garden tour bus all becoming their smoke-filled battlegrounds. Every one of them seemed to have some unspeakable secret past with Shen Fu. Netizens: ??? As for the handsome and wealthy CEO of a listed corporation, Male Guest D, name Jiang Shu, surely he can’t also have feelings for Shen Fu?! Netizens quickly dug up that Shen Fu and the Jiang family’s eldest young master had once had a connection. When she was young, she stayed for a while at the Jiang household, an old family friend of the Shen family, yet was kicked out by that famously cold, abstinent eldest young master. Black fans went all-in mocking that someone like Jiang Shu, a heaven’s favored child, would definitely look down on a female star from humble origins like Shen Fu. However, one day in a show segment, Jiang Shu accidentally drank red wine thinking it was sparkling water, and besides the clip of him being a one-cup-down lightweight going viral, another thing leaked: a human-early-era “pursuing-wife” video. “Back in school she only gave me one hundred yuan pocket money a week—” his handsome face showed distress: “I’m at least the Jiang family’s eldest young master, isn’t this intentionally making me lose face?” Bullet comments surged with excitement: Young Master Jiang publicly disses Shen Fu! Now Shen Fu will be embarrassed! His friend nodded in agreement: “Yeah that really won’t do, if it were me I’d also kick Shen Fu out—” But before the friend finished speaking, Jiang Shu grabbed his collar: “Can you f***ing speak human words? Back then she suddenly ran away because you stirred up trouble between us right?!” Friend: … Netizens: … Friend calmly: “Actually I think—” “I also think so.” The eldest young master’s handsome face suddenly flushed red, he plopped back onto the sofa, melancholy: “Back then— (censored) could it be that she actually didn’t hate me that much?” Friend: ? I didn’t even say anything yet! Netizens scratching heads: ??? What the h*ll is in that censored bit? What is it that we, the esteemed VIP users, can’t hear?! Rewatching earlier episodes, they found that when Shen Fu greeted others, the eldest young master wearing sunglasses dragged his luggage to forcefully insert himself. When Shen Fu talked to others, the eldest young master’s hand washing dishes tightened slightly. When another male guest showed off the birthday present Shen Fu gave him, the eldest young master had green-tea lines: “What a coincidence, from age fifteen to eighteen I also received them, seems like each one was bigger than yours.” Those who thought they came to watch childhood sweethearts break apart raised torches overnight. Those who came to watch Shen Fu get scolded by the entire internet fell into despair, fleeing this heartbreaking world overnight. The real shippers: f***ing h*ll, stinky couple, go get your marriage certificate. —— 【Female lead POV:】 To exchange for her parents’ lives, Shen Fu bound the “Love With” system. After competing the missions for the four specified targets, she could retrieve 100% of their lifeforce. Jiang Shu was the fourth. Before going on the show, Shen Fu went dark before her eyes: the other three being exes was one thing, but why is Jiang Shu also here? We’ve been mutually annoyed with each other since youth, the more we look, the more we dislike. Him liking me is absolutely impossible, this difficulty is h*ll-level! System old-man-style smoking: woman, living isn’t that easy. After the program ended, the human-early-era “pursuing-wife” video was sent to Shen Fu. Shen Fu looked toward the door of the neighbor who had always lived next door to her but never once showed his face: hmm? The neighbor’s door opened, four eyes met, the eldest young master’s ears flushed, he immediately tripped left foot over right foot back inside, long fingers almost clawing the door panel to pieces. System: ? Is living… maybe a bit too easy? A one-sentence summary: I was acting, yet they shed blood for me. Theme: love and hope. Work brief review:  Shen Fu went on a dating variety show, unexpectedly fell into an asura field, and even ran into the eldest young master she had secretly liked when she was young, stirring up some vividly clear memories from youth. While Shen Fu worked hard to earn points, she gradually discovered that the person she secretly liked might actually like her back, the two were mutually in love, and in the end naturally got together on the dating show. Starting from asura field, ending with true heart for true heart 1v1.

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