Well now.
Zuo Shihuan was no longer nervous about seeing the Federation police at all. Instead, he was blushing with unbearable embarrassment, feeling as if his lifelong image of purity had been ruined.
That hateful Gu Heng was still secretly laughing!
Zuo Shihuan viciously turned his head to glare at Gu Heng, who was pretending nothing had happened. The upward curve of his lips had already betrayed his inner thoughts, truly proving the saying that one becomes red near vermilion and black near ink.
He had stayed too close to Gu Heng and felt that he had also been infected by Gu Heng’s unseriousness.
To some extent, Zuo Shihuan was even grateful that he had worn the disguise device today and changed his face so no one could recognize him. Even if the Beta traffic police lady saw him, it wasn’t his original appearance.
If it had been recognized by acquaintances from before, or if they had seen this scene…
Just thinking of it made Zuo Shihuan feel incomparably regretful and pained. His back stiffened awkwardly as he experienced what it meant to curl his toes into a crack in the ground and wish he could burrow into it and never see anyone again.
In the end, no matter how many disguise devices Zuo Shihuan wore, he still could not compare to Gu Heng’s thick skin.
Facing the Beta traffic police lady’s earnest admonishment, Zuo Shihuan curled his fingers awkwardly and hurriedly lowered his head in shame. “We’ll reflect on our mistake and won’t let this kind of thing happen again… right, a certain Beta surnamed Gu!”
He turned his sharp gaze toward Gu Heng beside him, who seemed uninvolved.
Even if he were stabbed with a few more eye daggers, Gu Heng wouldn’t be afraid. His noble, leisurely black eyes flashed with a trace of meaningful aftertaste. His fingers stroked his chin as his thin lips lifted and he said, “Is that so? I don’t know… It was my boyfriend who insisted on kissing me. Miss Officer, I’m very innocent.”
Zuo Shihuan was instantly dumbfounded, his light brown pupils shrinking in shock. He simply could not believe that Gu Heng could be so shameless as to say such words!
Even if he had acted on impulse and taken the initiative to kiss him, even if he, he…
D*mn it.
Zuo Shihuan covered his face in frustration, seemingly unable to refute what Gu Heng had said.
But clearly it was Gu Heng’s words that were ambiguous, how did it become entirely his problem?!
Even if he had been the one who couldn’t hold back and took the initiative to kiss Gu Heng, Gu Heng himself had accepted it, and later on had even been unwilling to let him go.
Zuo Shihuan gritted his teeth and turned to look at Gu Heng, his gaze bright and fierce. He opened his mouth without making a sound, threatening with lip movements.
“When the traffic police leaves, I’ll make you pay!”
With Gu Heng’s eyesight, he deciphered what Zuo Shihuan said at once. Cold sweat instantly trickled down his back. Since disaster was already imminent, he might as well continue courting death.
Anyway, Zuo Shihuan wouldn’t bear to beat him to death.
Gu Heng’s eyes flickered strangely, and with a mischievous smile, he glanced at the nameplate on the Federation police officer’s chest and learned that this petite female Beta traffic officer’s surname was Wu.
Very quickly, Gu Heng turned to the Beta traffic police lady and, pretending to be innocent, complained, “Officer Wu, look at my boyfriend, he’s secretly threatening me!”
Officer Wu: “…!!!”
Zuo Shihuan widened his eyes: “!!!”
Gu Heng quietly revealed a wicked, triumphant smile.
How interesting.
He had never seen Zuo Shihuan show such an expression before. Those light brown eyes could actually widen so much one day, so round, like a small teddy bear plush toy with a dazed and innocent expression.
If this Federation traffic officer weren’t here right now, and if Zuo Shihuan weren’t wearing a disguise device so that his real surprised expression couldn’t be captured,
Gu Heng would probably have already taken out a camera to record this moment and leaned in to steal a kiss from such an amusing and adorable Zuo Shihuan.
Gu Heng continued courting death, smiling slyly as he said, “Isn’t that right?”
Zuo Shihuan’s face darkened instantly. He clenched his trembling fists in anger, but the priority now was not Gu Heng, it was to quickly clarify things to Officer Wu.
“That’s absolutely not the case. My boyfriend and I were just joking around. I absolutely did not threaten him!”
By the end, Zuo Shihuan was practically grinding his teeth, yet he still showed Officer Wu a gentle and friendly smile, hoping to muddle through quickly.
After her initial shock, Officer Wu looked suspicious and vigilantly raised her small notebook to ask, “Really?”
Although she was only an ordinary Federation traffic officer, she still longed in her heart for the dashing criminal police who solved cases.
This strange behavior from the couple in front of her gave her an excited intuition that a case was about to unfold.
Officer Wu narrowed her round eyes and carefully sized up the two lovers inside the hover car. It was a relatively rare Alpha and Beta couple pairing, and both were high in appearance and had good temperament.
If not for one of the Beta partners complaining to her, and the two of them bickering noisily, they would have looked especially affectionate and very well matched.
Officer Wu perked up, suppressing her excitement and anticipation for a case, her suspicious gaze moving back and forth between the two of them.
It made Zuo Shihuan’s palms sweat slightly, nervous that this Beta policewoman might have discovered some clue about their disguised identities.
But fortunately, she had not.
Officer Wu straightened her round face and said seriously, “If you, this Beta, have any hidden difficulties, you can tell me directly. I will definitely fulfill my responsibility as a Federation police officer to help you!”
Gu Heng and Zuo Shihuan: “……”
For some reason, in this Beta policewoman’s eyes, their image seemed to have undergone a subtle change.
Zuo Shihuan leaned back against the seat, crossed his arms, and cast a cold glance at Gu Heng beside him, signaling for him to clean up the mess he had made himself.
Gu Heng remained unhurried, lifting a brilliant smile as he said, “Officer Wu, my Alpha boyfriend and I have a very good relationship. We were really just joking. We’re about to enter the city for a date now.”
Officer Wu’s suspicion faded slightly, but she looked at Gu Heng again to confirm. “Didn’t you just say your Alpha boyfriend was threatening you? If you have any unspeakable difficulties, you can tell me…”
Gu Heng stiffened for a moment, experiencing what it meant to lift a rock only to drop it on his own foot. If he didn’t clarify quickly, Zuo Shihuan might truly get angry and get out of the car.
Gu Heng said decisively and firmly, “There are no unspeakable difficulties. Really none.”
Officer Wu inexplicably let out a regretful sigh and muttered softly, “Really none? I thought I’d finally run into a big case and get to use the skills I learned at the police academy, instead of directing traffic and handling trivial matters every day…”
Gu Heng and Zuo Shihuan looked at each other, and likewise tacitly maintained silence.
In fact, this petite Officer Wu really had run into a big case.
Today, their superiors had suddenly deployed a large number of police forces and blocked various transportation entrances and exits for inspection precisely to capture Zuo Shihuan and Gu Heng.
The two protagonists of the major case were right under the police’s noses, while the police, completely unaware, felt that today was just another peaceful day.
Officer Wu sighed dejectedly. “Sigh, you were really just joking around?”
Zuo Shihuan nodded solemnly. “We were really just joking.”
Officer Wu immediately returned to work mode, one hand on her hip, and said seriously to Zuo Shihuan, “Your Beta boyfriend was so scared that he complained to me. Even as a couple, you need to pay attention to the limits of your playfulness. As an Alpha, you should be even more mindful. Don’t interfere with our Federation police’s normal duties again.”
Zuo Shihuan: “…???”
Who was scared?
That b*stard Gu He? Even if the sky collapsed, it probably wouldn’t scare that shameless b*stard.
Sure enough.
Catching the cue, Gu Heng raised his eyebrows, his black eyes teasing and smiling. He leaned over, wrapped an arm around Zuo Shihuan’s waist, and shamelessly smiled at Officer Wu as he said, “Thank you for your concern, Officer Wu, but you’re worrying too much. My boyfriend and I have a great relationship… right, darling wife?”
After that.
As if to prove what he had said, Gu Heng bent down and immediately planted a big kiss on Zuo Shihuan’s face, even letting everyone present clearly hear a loud “mwah” sound.
Zuo Shihuan’s face flushed red in an instant. His lips parted stiffly, his pupils trembling wildly, his brain completely crashing like a system shutdown, unable to process any thoughts.
On the other side.
Officer Wu, who witnessed this scene with her own eyes, was even more shocked, her mouth unable to close, her pupils shrinking sharply as she pointed at Gu Heng and stammered, “You, you you…”
Her mind likewise plunged into chaos from information overload.
Her head was full of thoughts about the relationship between this Beta and this Alpha. Th-this Beta actually called his Alpha boyfriend “Wife”! Wife!
And that Alpha didn’t refute it.
This meant that this couple wasn’t the rare AB relationship, but an unprecedented and even rarer BA relationship!
As the most shameless one among them, Gu Heng remained calm and composed, not feeling that he had done anything wrong, and even took the initiative to remind her, “Officer Wu, weren’t you going to inspect us? Could you hurry up a bit? My Alpha boyfriend and I are still in a rush to go on our date.”
After saying that.
Gu Heng’s calm gaze even carried a hint of slight disdain. This rabbit-like, easily startled Officer Wu was really making a fuss.
They were just an ordinary couple. Even if an Alpha and a Beta were together, weren’t they just two ordinary people, like other ordinary people, having an ordinary romance? What was so surprising or shocking about stealing a kiss or two?
Officer Wu finally closed her astonished mouth and came back to her senses. “Alright, I now completely believe that you were really just joking around. Please take out your Federation ID cards for me to check… Wait, please this Alpha calm down, don’t hit anyone!!!”
After regaining her senses, Officer Wu began working seriously.
But after another person slowly came back to his senses, he angrily lunged at Gu Heng, thinking that even if the police were here, they couldn’t stop him from teaching this b*stard a lesson!
Though he said he was teaching him a lesson.
Zuo Shihuan fiercely pinched Gu Heng’s cheek. He looked imposing and ferocious, but in reality, he only pinched Gu Heng’s face red.
He even pretended to be fierce as he said,
“Let you be shameless!”
“Let’s see if your skin is really that thick. Don’t even think about running away. You kissed me so hard just now that you left a red mark on my face!”
“Really? I actually kissed it red!”
“You still have the nerve?!”
Zuo Shihuan became even more ruthless and refused to let go, gripping Gu Heng’s grinning thick skin through gritted teeth. “Do you know you were wrong or not? Hurry up and admit your mistake and apologize to me!”
Forced into helplessness, Gu Heng bared his teeth and said, “Alright, alright, I, I…”
Zuo Shihuan ground his teeth. “I what? Finish your sentence!”
Gu Heng’s black eyes shone brightly. The words at the corner of his mouth circled once before turning into loud laughter. “I, I hahahahahaha!”
Zuo Shihuan rolled up his sleeves and shouted angrily, “B*stard, what are you laughing at!”
Gu Heng laughed loudly. “No, no, I’ll apologize to you right now hahahahahaha!”
Zuo Shihuan’s anger flared even more, and he became even more unwilling to let go of this b*stard.
The scuffling between the two truly frightened Officer Wu at the side.
Seeing that the two sweet lovers who had been getting along just fine a moment ago suddenly started fighting, Officer Wu was startled and hurriedly tried to stop them, shouting, “Don’t fight! Don’t fight!”
The two lovers in the midst of their scuffle ignored everything around them, completely failing to notice the small Officer Wu hopping anxiously in circles at the side.
In her panic, Officer Wu grabbed a ticket and shouted, “If you keep fighting, I’ll issue you a fine! I’ll, I’ll give you a red light violation ticket… an illegal parking ticket, no, that’s not right…”
If two lovers were fighting inside a car, what ticket was a perfectly ordinary Federation traffic officer supposed to issue?!
The police academy hadn’t taught this!
Officer Wu squatted on the ground, clutching her head in agony.
The long line that hadn’t moved for a while, along with the noisy commotion.
Naturally drew some people’s attention.
“Officer Little Wu, what exactly is going on?”
A cold and sharp voice cut through the noisy and cheerful atmosphere, making the surrounding air temperature seem to drop below zero in an instant.
The little Officer Wu, squatting on the ground, looked up. When she saw who had come, her eyes lit up with delight, and she couldn’t help but cry out for help.
“Officer Di, help me—”
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