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FMEA Chapter 199

Chapter 199 A Pig flying in the Sky 


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“You… why are you here? What about my Father and Mother? What have you done to them?” Yun Xi was startled for a moment and her face sank. 

Yun Shan stretched out her hand to the side, and walked down from the main seat with the help of an eunuch nearby. Watching Yun Xi condescendingly, she chuckled: “You just went out for a bit and you have already forgotten your manners? You didn’t even call me Aunt.” 

Yun Xi took two steps back. He Wenzhong recovered from the initial shock, and ran to Yun Xi’s side quickly, guarding her behind him. 

“Whether I’m polite or not, it still doesn’t need your concern. Also Aunt? I don’t have an aunt like you who can do such horrible things to their siblings and sister-in-law!” 

Yun Xi looked at Yun Shan with red eyes, and shouted. Yun Shan seemed to have anticipated this scene a long time ago, and didn’t care. She moved her gaze from Yun Xi to He Wenzhong in front of her: “Xi Er, this must be the Ye General who made a lot of noise with you a while ago. Xi Er, you actually brought an enemy general into the palace? That’s too unruly. What happens if this rogue accidentally injures your Father or Mother, what would you do?”

Yun Xi’s small face flushed immediately upon hearing this. She said angrily: “Ye Nation is not an enemy country, and General He is not a rebel, you are. If it weren’t for you spoiling the situation, how could Ye and Shu be in a cold war for this many years? This is all your fault!” 

After listening to Yun Xi’s words, Yun Shan’s face finally showed some movement. Her eyes narrowed slightly: “It looks like you know a lot, Xi Er.” 

“Hmph, if you don’t want people to know, that would only happen if you don’t do it. Everything you have done will come to light in the world one day, then you will be accused by thousands of people. You will be infamous for the rest of your life!”

“One day?” Yun Shan listened as Yun Xi yelled, then she curled her lips, “Perhaps, but you won’t be able to wait for this day.” 

“What?” Yun Xi’s expression changed drastically, as she looked at Yun Shan in surprise. 

“After this night, this palace will completely become the property of Ben Gong. You, the Crown heir of Ye Kingdom, being used by the bandits of Ye Kingdom, will sneak into the palace with the rebels. The rebels will brutally murder the emperor and the empress and kill you in the end. You will be infamous for being unfaithful and unfilial, looked down upon by the entire Kingdom of Shu. Also, since Fifth Brother is in prison for collaborating with the enemy and being a traitor, then the entire Kingdom of Shu will completely fall into the hands of Ben Gong. Even if the country’s jade seal is not passed on, Ben Gong will definitely become the only heir of this kingdom of Shu, the unrivalled emperor of the kingdom of Shu. Then, Ben Gong will lead thousands of people to go to war against Ye Kingdom, and seek justice for the previous emperor.”

Yun Xi’s face turned pale. She looked at Yun Shan as if she was looking at a crazy stranger: “You want to kill my father and mother? Where are my father and mother now? What did you do to them? Tell me, what did you do to them?” 

Yun Xi was stimulated and wanted to step forward to pull at Yun Shan, but He Wenzhong held her back: “Xiao Xi, Xiao Xi, calm down…” 

“How can I calm down? She…she actually…” Yun Xi’s red eyes stared at Yun Shan, wishing to charge at her right away. 

Yun Shan faintly admired Yun Xi’s sorry state, and smiled: “Of course I haven’t done anything to them now, but after tonight, that won’t be true.” 

“You dare?!”

“Do you think I dare?” The smile on Yun Shan’s face narrowed, her eyes were cold. “I gave your Father and Mother one day to choose for themselves. If they are obedient and give me the Jade Seal of the Kingdom or allow me to kill you, the result…will be up to them. Xi Er, speaking of which, your father and mother don’t seem so fond of you. At least between the Kingdom of Shu and you, they didn’t choose you after all.” 

“Hmph, my father and mother’s choice is correct. If it were me, I would choose the same. Giving you the jade seal of the country is tantamount to bringing the entire kingdom of Shu, thousands of people into a fire pit.” 

Yun Shan was startled, the corner of her mouth raised into a joking smile: “Xi Er went out to see the world and she really grew up. It’s a pity that even if she grows up, she missed the crucial moment. I didn’t want to use a crude treatment, but It’s a pity that I can’t wait any longer. Someone come…”

With Yun Shan’s order, a group of Imperial Army soldiers who had been lurking outside for a long time broke in and directly surrounded the two of them.  

He Wenzhong’s face shrank. He guarded Yun Xi cautiously behind him. He stared at the mighty imperial army with a vigilant face. Like a dormant cheetah, he was ready to jump on the opponent’s body at any time and bite their throat in one fell swoop. 

Yun Shan watched Yun Xi’s pale little face with cold eyes. She said solemnly: “I was still worried about how to solve this deadlock, but I didn’t expect you to come rushing in so recklessly. Ha ha, Xi Er, it was you who killed your Father and Mother. You did this.” 

Yun Xi was shocked. Her eyes widened and looked at the woman who smiled softly at the upper seat, but secretly revealed murderous intentions. 

“Shoot! It was such a high end secret path, but the last exit is actually in a… in a…” Xia Yuqing’s face turned blue and white, then white and blue. She was as colorful as a living rainbow. 

“…Little Junior Sister, isn’t it just a latrine behind the dog hole?” Yun Zhongyue twitched and looked at Xia Yuqing’s constipation-like expression. Then, he couldn’t help but complain. 

Although he was also stunned for a few seconds when he came out of this secret road at the extreme setting in front of him, who could have imagined that the end of the secret road was a small corner in a very remote courtyard. The most important thing was that this courtyard was still locked from the outside and can only be passed through a certain dog hole.

Of course, they didn’t have to run to go through this dog hole with their skills, but why is there such a large toilet behind this dog hole? Had it not been for the accurate coordinates of their landing just now, they would have fallen into the hole ! 

“Ahem, this is not the point, the point is… Fifth Brother, how did you know that there was a secret path in this place?” Yun Zhongyue returned to his senses, and turned his head to look at Yun Yuliu with surprise. 

Even he, who had been causing trouble like a monkey since he was a child, thought he had turned the whole palace upside down. He thought that there was no place in the whole palace that he had never been to, yet this Master didn’t even know a secret road was here. Yun Yuliu was always sick in bed. Not to mention entering the palace, even the entrance of his palace was something he was unable to leave several times a year. How did he know this secret path? And this secret path seemed to have existed for a long time, as there was moss all over the road. This showed that it was a certain age. How on earth did Fifth Brother know about it? Yun Zhongyue really couldn’t figure it out. 

“Well, of course, it’s because someone took me through this secret path in person.” 

“Someone?” 

“It was a long time ago, I don’t remember. Didn’t you guys say that Xiao Xi had entered the palace to find the emperor and the empress? Isn’t it more important to go meet up with them first?” Yun Yuliu sighed, and changed the subject with a faint smile. 

Yun Zhong Yue was stunned. He could tell that Yun Yuliu didn’t want to continue this topic, so he stopped asking. He glanced at Feng Tingye and smiled: “Thank you, Fifth Brother for your help. When the dust settles, I’ll explain to Royal Brother about Fifth Sister-in-law.”

 “No need, let Royal Brother…” 

“Huh?” 

“It’s nothing, you go quickly. I’ll go back first to Ying Yao’s side. I can’t leave her side now.” 

“En.” 

The few people split up. Yun Zhongyue, Feng Ting Ye and the rest, rushed towards the Chengqian palace, while Yun Yuliu looked at the few people. Then, he turned back to the same route. 

When he re-entered the secret path, Yun Yuliu’s hand accidentally hit a bump on the moss-covered wall, and he was slightly startled. 

Fingertips lingered in that place for a while. The corners of his lips curled up slightly, and he laughed in a self-deprecating manner: “Yeah, I almost forgot, this is the place that person brought me to play.”

After a pause, Yun Yuliu no longer stayed. He walked towards the other end of the secret road, leaving a shallow sigh in the empty secret path.

Maybe it was because Yun Shan concentrated all her troops in the Palace of Chengqian, but when Xia Yuqing quickly passed through several palace roads, except for some patrolling army soldiers and little eunuchs, they did not encounter others. 

“Your Majesty, did you say that Xiao Xi went to see her father and mother now?” Xia Yuqing hid in a hidden place on a palace road, and probed her head out towards a place with lights not far away, as if to confirm whether that place was right as she had only been to Chengqian Palace twice. 

“If there is no accident, they should have seen them by now.” Feng Tingye pulled back Xia Yuqing’s body, which was about to lean out. Sweeping a glance, he noticed that someone was hugging Xia Yuqing’s thigh, someone with no sense of obedience, the two little buns. 

The gaze seemed to say: Why did you follow? 

The Father and son duo had always used eye contact to communicate. There was no need for Feng Tingye to ask more. Big Baby already understood his heart, nodded, and cast a helpless little look at him. The meaning was: I couldn’t do anything, my sister was stuck to mother. In order to be a good older brother who loves and cares for his sister, this son had no choice but to accompany her. 

The arc of Feng Tingye’s mouth trembled slightly, his eyes became more and more gloomy: Nonsense, your little sister is not sensible, yet you even followed her to continue this nonsense? When we go back, hand over your gun. 

Big Baby was not afraid, he snorted coldly: If you dare take my gun, I’ll go to tell my master and see how he cleans you up! 

Feng Tingye raised his eyebrows. Does this child think he has a backing to lean on and has hardened his wings? 

“If nothing happened? What does the emperor mean if nothing happened…” Xia Yuqing asked worriedly without realizing that the father and son had already fought a battle without gunpowder. 

“Don’t worry Ai Fei, I’m just saying.” In fact, his original intention was that if Yun Xi could enter the palace and meet Yun Zhongli, it would be best to keep each other informed. If they are intercepted by the princess, then they should be able to buy some time for them. As for whether He Wenzhong can keep Yun Xi safe during this time, it all depends on luck.

However, although it sounds dangerous, if they could catch up, they can probably achieve a certain unexpected effect. But Feng Tingye did not tell Xia Yuqing this, otherwise it would be absolutely impossible for her to allow Yun Xi to take this risk with her temperament. 

“Oh, that’s it.” Xia Yuqing nodded without any doubt. 

The corners of Yun Zhongyue’s mouth twitched as soon as he saw it. Junior Sister, isn’t it too easy to cheat you. Brother-in-law’s words are a trap, okay? Also, enough! Can you not show PDA under this kind of tension? 

Cui Er, who calmly watched, glanced at the shocked Yun Zhongyue and smiled lightly: “Sixth Prince, just get used to it.” 

“…” The point is… I can’t get used to it! 

“…I may not get used to this kind of thing in this life.” Yun Zhong Yue looked at the two luminous bodies not far away. He secretly made up his mind. Once he chased down Miss Lu Rui, he would also show his affection like this in the future. He must beat these two big light bulbs! 

“By the way, I forgot to ask. Cui Er, how is Senior Brother? He wouldn’t have been arrested in the prison with the Wei family and hadn’t come out yet, right?” Xia Yuqing looked back at Cui Er. 

Cui Er was startled: “Master Su did not follow me. I also have not seen him in the past few days in prison.” 

“Where did he go?” Xia Yuqing touched her chin with some suspicion. 

When Feng Tingye heard the discussion between the two of them, he interjected with a faint smile: “Master Su? I have asked him to do some errands, he should be back soon.” 

“Do errands? Do what?”

Feng Tingye looked at Xia Yuqing’s expectant gaze, then he lightly spit out one word: “Secret.” 

“…” Xia Yuqing was startled, and then she rolled her eyes to the sky very helplessly. Ultra Seme Lord, although I know that turning you bent is an impossible task, can you not use such ambiguous words to provoke me!? A secret that can’t be said between two men is really too much for my mind! 

Xia Yuqing roasted him in her heart, then her eyes turned to something in the sky. Her mouth turned into an O shape. Ignoring the current situation of a few people, she screamed: “Look, there is something in the sky. A pig is flying!” 

“…Little Junior Sister, can you stop making such mentally ret*rded jokes at this time?” 

“I’m not kidding, look over there, look over there…” Xia Yuqing became excited all of a sudden, pointing behind Yun Zhongyue with an eager shout. 

“There are pigs flying in the sky, how could this kind of thing…appear?” Yun Zhongyue turned around helplessly, then looked in the direction Xia Yuqing pointed. After that, he was petrified in place without warning. 

Cui Er raised her hand to block the moonlight, to look into the distance. She lightly patted Yun Zhongyue’s shoulder, and said with some sympathy: “Young Master Yun, it seems that a pig in the sky really has flown over.” 

Yun Zhongyue shattered into pieces. After that, all his thoughts were turned into one sentence: “F*ck, even this is okay ?!” 

“Ahhhhhh, the direction the pig is flying towards…it seems to be Chengqian palace.” Xia Yuqing tilted her head. She looked at the flying pig soaring in the sky curiously, then frowned, “Moreover, the pig seems to be flying weird. Why does it look like it is about to… fall!” 

“What?!” Yun Zhongyue heard that statement and immediately resurrected on the spot. He looked at the flying pig that slammed into Chengqian palace in surprise, “Let’s go over and take a look!”

In the Palace of Chengqian, countless imperial troops encircled He Wenzhong and Yun Xi. No matter how many people were beaten by He Wenzhong’s fierce offense, there would always be new people to fill the spaces. After a quarter of an hour passed, even though He Wenzhong was strong in martial arts, he had also put a lot of effort in order to protect Yun Xi. 

“General He!” After seeing He Wenzhong’s arm being scratched by a man from the Imperial army again, Yun Xi finally couldn’t help but scream. She grabbed He Wenzhong’s hem, eyes filled with tears. 

“It’s okay, it’s just some light scratches. It doesn’t matter. Move back a bit, it’s dangerous here.” He Wenzhong defended Yun Xi to death, not letting anyone approach her, and whispered back in comfort. 

When Yun Xi heard those words, her eyes were hot. Tears almost fell out, but she held back at the last moment. She knew that if she shed tears at this time, it would not help, and it would make General He worry and become distracted. It would also make Yun Shan even more delighted. 

Just when Yun Xi was anxious and didn’t know what to do, she heard a long scream. 

“Move out of the way, it’s out of control…” 

“Hey, why do I hear the voice of Senior Brother?” Xia Yuqing raised her head and looked in the direction of Chengqian Palace, with a look of surprise. 

“What sound is that?” Yun Shan’s face changed slightly. She looked up. Before she could react, she heard a loud thunderous noise. 

The roof of Chengqian palace collapsed, causing a strong hurricane.

“Get out of the way! If you are flattened, there is no compensation. So if you don’t want to die, get lost!”

Accompanied by a scream of horror, a pig, coughing and coughing, to be precise, a pig-shaped giant mechanism like the mechanism bird slammed directly down to the roof. It exactly hit the Army who outflanked He Wenzhong. They screamed, and all of them were killed in seconds… 

“Protect Her Highness… Protect Her Highness.” The guards around Yun Shan were taken aback by the sudden change. After responding, they quickly stepped forward and stood in front of Yun Shan, shouting. 

Yun Shan slightly squinted to look at the smoke and dust, her face was also unexpectedly surprised. 

“General He…” Yun Xi stared at the big thing she had never seen with a little fear on her face. 

He Wenzhong was also taken aback by this non-human thing, but still gritted his teeth to protect Yun Xi behind him. He stared solemnly at the flying pig that looked a little scorched. 

Everyone’s attention was focused on this big thing that suddenly appeared. After a while, only a click was heard. A certain part of the pig’s belly loosened, making everyone’s heart tight. They took a few steps back cowardly. 

Some that were less courageous even ignored the occasion, and screamed in a low voice: “It moved, that’s a monster! Pig demon, a pig demon!” 

“…” Xia Yuqing, who arrived just at this time, heard the man screaming. She was embarrassed for a few seconds on the spot. Dude, do you think this is a mythical drama? Pig demon? Then I’m a monkey demon. Don’t you know that Zhu Bajie and the Monkey King are good friends? ! (characters from journey to the west; monkey and pig demon) 

Bang… With a muffled sound, the loose door of the pig’s belly was finally pushed open from the inside and a figure slowly walked out of it.

“The Pig… the Pig demon appeared!” Another sharp horn cut through the night sky above Chengqian Palace.

“Cough, cough, cough, you are a pig, your whole family is a pig! You b*stard, why do you have to force me to swear!” The figure in the depths of the black smoke couldn’t help but stiffen when he heard the shouts and then shouted a little annoyedly.

“This voice?” Yun Xi and He Wenzhong were taken aback. At the same time they looked at the familiar figure. 

“The Pig… the Pig demon talked?” 

“I’ve said that I’m not a pig, don’t you understand human words?” The figure finally jumped up with anger because of this title. He quickly rushed out of the black smoke. Coming out, he grabbed the person who shouted pig demon and scolded him and shook him vigorously. 

At this point, Yun Xi and Xia Yuqing finally saw the true face of the figure, and exclaimed: “It’s really Senior brother (Su Gongzi)!” 

Su Wuduan heard the shouting and the anger on his face froze. He turned his head and glanced at Yun Xi and Xia Yuqing at the entrance of the palace, then at the little eunuch who had been foaming at the mouth. Pretending to be calm, he threw the person aside and waved his hand at Xia Yuqing: “Little Junior Sister, long time no see.” 

After the embarrassment, he saw Cui Er next to Xia Yuqing. His eyes lit up, and he ignored the rest. With an exclamation, as if he was a bear that had seen honey, he quickly rushed towards it: “Oh, wife, long time no see, I missed you to death!” 

There was a muffled sound. Xia Yuqing looked at Cui Er who directly kicked her Senior Brother away. She silently hid her face. I don’t know him, I don’t know him… 

“Oh…” Xia Yuqing thought about something. She glanced at Su Wuduan, then glanced at the Chengqian palace, which had become a ruin not far away. She said in shock: “Second Senior brother, the palace was destroyed by Senior brother, it’s none of our business, don’t make us pay for it!”

“…” That isn’t the point! The corners of Yun Zhongyue’s mouth were drawn more and more. He silently looked towards the sky. 

“Qing Jiejie…” Yun Xi and the others were surprised when they saw Xia Yuqing and the others, and shouted excitedly. 

Before Xia Yuqing could respond, she heard a laugh from not far away: “It seems that the people are all here. It’s okay, it saves Ben Gong the time to find you guys one by one. It wouldn’t be good for Ben Gong to miss anyone.”

Hearing Yun Shan’s voice, everyone woke up from the dream. They all stopped fighting and became vigilant. 

“You…” Yun Shan’s gaze scanned several people back and forth several times, then finally fixated on Feng Tingye’s body, “Wei Gongzi…Oh, no, maybe Ben Gong should call you Emperor Ye. Since Emperor Ye was visiting, why not say a word in advance when he came to the Kingdom of Shu? Royal Brother could have arranged for a proper greeting. We must have made Emperor Ye suffer being outside of the palace for so long, it really makes Ben Gong feel bad.” 

Feng Tingye smiled: “Zhen just came with Ai Fei to visit an old friend. It would be my sin to disturb the emperor and the Eldest Princess because of this.” 

It was unclear if it was Feng Tingye’s words or something else that stimulated Yun Shan. As soon as she heard Feng Tingye’s words, Yun Shan’s face sank. She didn’t even bother and said coldly: “Unfortunately, even if Emperor Ye was unwilling, in the end you have alarmed us. Moreover… I am afraid that Emperor Ye will not be able to get out of the palace tonight. Oh, I mean… you will never get out for eternity. Come, catch them all for Ben Gong.” 

Yun Shan gave an order, and the imperial army who had been frightened by the sudden appearance of Su Wuduan regrouped again and surrounded them. 

“Young Master Su, where are the reinforcements I asked you to get?” Feng Tingye glanced at the menacing imperial army and asked in a low voice. 

“Um… they are still outside the city with the called troops fending off the enemy together.”

Feng Tingye was taken aback, his expression slightly darkened: “Then what are you doing here?” 

Su Wuduan raised his head and glanced at Feng Tingye. The look was that of which you are ruthless, you are unjust, and you are unreasonable to make trouble. “Of course I was worried about you guys, so I tried my best to sneak in and help you first.” 

“…” Senior Brother, you fell directly from the sky. If you fell down, please don’t use the word “sneak”, okay? 

There were a few rare cracks on Feng Tingye’s face that had been strategizing: “The biggest failure of my plan this time is that I believed in you.” 

He thought that even if Su Wuduan was unreliable, he could still play a role at the critical moment. As a result… he obviously underestimated the inadequacy of the person in front of him! 

“Your Majesty, Qing Jiejie, what shall we do now?” Long before the imperial troops came around again, Yun Xi had pulled He Wenzhong along and quickly rushed to Xia Yuqing’s side. Seeing the imperial troops pressing harder, she was quite nervous. 

“We can only take one step at a time and figure it out as we go.” Feng Tingye took Xia Yuqing’s hand and raised his eyebrows, “They have many men, a great force, so let’s find a place to avoid them.” 

“What’s there to avoid? Just hide inside the mechanism pig, isn’t that fine?” Hearing Feng Tingye’s words, Su Wuduan replied. 

“Mechanism pig?” Several people exclaimed. They all looked at the remains of the beast lying not far away. 

“Now that it has come to this, we can only take a gamble.” Feng Tingye’s face shrank, he whispered: “Can that pig still be used? Is there much space inside? Can it hide this many people? “

“It can. It was just bumped into just now. Although it looks a bit tragic, it should be fine. As for space, don’t worry about it. It could fit more than a dozen people inside.” 

“That’s good. Ai Fei, Yun Xi and the others go over first, we will hold them back. Hurry!” 

“Yes.” 

Feng Tingye drew out his Long Yuan, and several people immediately moved. Before the imperial troops could respond, they rushed over to scatter the imperial army that had gathered and formed a wall. 

Cui Er accurately timed it, and led Xia Yuqing and the others towards the belly door that the mechanism pig had just opened. 

Yun Shan was awakened when she saw Xia Yuqing and the others rushing into the mechanism pig’s stomach. Seeing through what they were going to do, she uttered: “Stop them, don’t let them enter the pig.” 

When the imperial army heard Yun Shan’s yelling, they hurriedly rebuilt a wall, trying to block the few people. Unfortunately… 

Feng Tingye flipped his wrist, clenched Long Yuan in his hand, and stepped on the beam on the side, and flew off with a leap. Then he swung down the long sword in his hand. 

A powerful sword force slashed down head-on, shocking people’s hearts with an alarming sound, mixed with screams. 

Yun Shan raised her hand to block the dust that was created by the sword. After raising her hand to disperse the dust that covered her eyes, the mechanism pig that was lying on the ground as a corpse had disappeared, leaving only a deep gouge as evidence to what happened just now. 

Yun Shan stared at the gully, her face darkened, then an inexplicable emotion rolled in her eyes: “As expected of that man’s son, this move… exactly the same.”

“Your Royal Highness, now…” 

“Chase them. At all costs, we must arrest them all for Ben Gong.” 

“Yes!” 

On the other side, Xia Yuqing and the others who were sitting in the mechanism pig had escaped temporarily. However, because of the mechanism pig’s body shape being too big, it didn’t take a long time before it was discovered by the imperial troops who were pursuing it.

“These people really, how can they run so quickly? Senior Brother, you should run faster.” Xia Yuqing urged anxiously as she watched the imperial soldiers approaching. 

“I want to be fast too, but this thing is too big. I haven’t used it for a long time, so I haven’t been able to master it!” Otherwise, he wouldn’t have fell from the sky just now.  

“…Well, by the way, Senior Brother, this pig just flew in the sky right? If you let it fly again, those people won’t be able to catch up with us, right?” Xia Yuqing’s inspiration flashed, and she reminded him excitedly. 

“Um…” Su Wuduan scratched his head in embarrassment, “Um, the collision just now accidentally damaged the wings of the two mechanisms attached to the pig’s back. Even if we want it to fly, it can’t….” 

“…” Xia Yuqing and the others were stunned for a few seconds. They all looked at Su Wuduan with disgust. The expressions in their eyes all conveyed the same message: What use are you?! 

“That’s why, Senior Brother, if you are fine, you shouldn’t drive a pig car and make trouble like this! Wasn’t the mechanism bird last time, fine?! Why is it a pig this time?!” Xia Yuqing hugged her head as she got a headache.

Su Wuduan looked at Xia Yuqing with an embarrassed expression. He said helplessly: “If I could, I also didn’t want to ride such a thing, okay? It’s my father who said that you must be in a large group and that I should use this pig since it’s capacity is relatively large, at least saving lives should not be a problem. Thus he insisted on having me bring it. Moreover, this pig seems to be an upgraded version of the mechanism bird. It also has the characteristics of the mechanism bird to soar in the sky, so I reluctantly accepted bringing it here. I also complained about it’s appearance and Father said that what he was going to do initially was not a pig.”

“…and then?” 

“Then, just at that time, you gave him a roasted boar and my father made a pig on a whim.” 

“…” F*ck, the truth is so cruel, so you’re blaming me? ! 

Xia Yuqing was shocked, then the mechanism pig shook, causing her to lean forward. Although she reflexively protected the two children, she fell forward. 

Just when she was in imminent peril, Xia Yuqing felt her waist tighten. She only had time to exclaim, when she was taken into the arms of someone and hit that familiar chest with her head. 

“Are you okay?” Feng Tingye frowned. 

Xia Yuqing shook her head and asked with some suspicion: “What’s wrong? Did we step on a rock?” 

“No, they started shooting arrows at us outside. We accidentally slipped while dodging just now.” Su Wuduan gritted his teeth and controlled the entire mechanism pig, while he spoke aloud. 

“…” 

“Starting to shoot arrows? Can this pig stand it? Would it…” become a porcupine? That scene…Xia Yuqing was in a stupor even thinking about it. 

“It’s okay. Although this pig doesn’t look great, it’s strong and has a large capacity. It can contain a lot of people without being crowded. It can run, jump, and fly. It’s really a must-have for travelling. If you choose a mechanism pig, every day would be happy. You’re happy, I’m happy, everyone is happy. The mechanism pig, it’s a choice without regrets… ah…” 

Xia Yuqing awarded Su Wuduan a punch before he finished speaking, giving him a big meat bun instantly. 

“Don’t just place ads at this time!” 

“Little Junior Sister, you are still too violent. Junior Sister-in-law must have it hard usually.” Su Wuduan spoke as he rubbed his aching head. 

“Do you want to get in a fight?” 

“No, no, no I’ll shut up, isn’t that enough?” Su Wuduan hastily raised his hand and surrendered. A wise man knows better than to fight when the odds are against him. If he is punched, his life expectancy will be shorter. 

“Su Gongzi, look ahead!” During the conversation between the two, Yun Xi let out a scream. Everyone hurriedly looked up and they all screamed. 

Even though Su Wuduan slammed on the breaks at this critical juncture, the tragedy was still not prevented. Just like that, the mechanism pig hit the palace wall, making a loud noise. 

Several people were dizzy. Soon they woke up, to see the miserable situation in front of them and were stunned in place. 

“…” It’s over, the compensation fee has to be doubled! This is Xia Yuqing who began to mourn for her purse. 

“…” Sure enough, you shouldn’t be afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs! I really don’t know him! This is Yun Zhongyue full of displeasure with a twitch in the corner of his mouth. 

“…” Oh my god, my palace wall! This was Yun Xi who was shocked by the palace wall that had collapsed in front of her. 

“Um, d*mn…” Su Wuduan recovered, and dialed the handles that controlled the mechanism beast, only to find that the mechanism beast was not responding. 

“What’s the matter, Senior Brother? Are we stuck in the wall and can’t get out?” Xia Yuqing asked worriedly. 

“…Uh, no, it seems that the raw materials have been used up.” 

“…” Xia Yuqing stiffened for a moment, then her face sank. She let out a terrifying laughter, flew up, and squeezed Su Wuduan’s neck. She shook it aggressively, “D*mn it, why did you not fully charge it before using it. Isn’t that common sense!? Senior Brother, you can not not drop the ball like this on a critical moment! Ahhhh ……” 

“Help, save me…… !” Su Wuduan weakly turned to the person on the side for help, but it was a pity that no one wanted to save him. 

“Shh, here they come.” Feng Tingye suddenly broke the argument between the two. 

Xia Yuqing stiffened, throwing the nearly dead Su Wuduan to the ground. She quickly rushed back to Feng Tingye’s side, looked outside, and swallowed hard. 

Not far away, a team of soldiers and horses gradually gathered towards them. This was even bigger than the team that had been encountered in Chengqian Palace just now!


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Father, Mother Escaped Again

Father, Mother Escaped Again

FMEA, 父皇, 母后又翻墙了!, 父皇母后又翻墙了!
Score 8.6
Status: Completed Type: Author: , Released: 2014 Native Language: Chinese
Xia Yuqing is a shut-in+fujoshi from the 21st century. After an accident, she transmigrates into the body of a young princess forced into a political marriage with the emperor of another country. “W-where is all this blood coming from? Is this– Is this nose blood? AH, YOUR HIGHNESS! A-are you alright? What? No! You mustn’t! Princess Xia, please, come back!” “… I… need… to… see…” The aide could only helplessly look on as Princess Xia Yuqing crawled towards the emperor’s quarters, leaving a trail of blood in her wake. Fujoshi: a term for a woman who enjoys reading about relationships between men.

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  1. The Silent Reader says:

    Thank you very much for the work!
    Thanks for the update!
    I hope you have as much joy in your life as your translation give me. ????????

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