FMEA Chapter 210

Chapter 210 Poke your family’s bee’s nest!


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Xia Mingxi was very upset recently, very, very upset! 

Unfortunately, he had transmigrated into a member of the Xia Kingdom’s royal family and now he was currently walking on a dividing line in his life. He felt that if he accidentally made a mistake, he would very likely be overwhelmed and find it difficult to stand up again. 

The reason was nothing; it was just because his family’s eldest Royal brother was too valiant. He gave birth to his first child not long after he married his wife. Not even mentioning that he got a son on the first try, but he actually gave birth to two at once. His two younger sisters were even more awesome. One directly slaughtered everyone by having both a dragon and a phoenix (son and daughter), while the other got pregnant directly while unmarried. She carried that ball and ran away. Being in such a powerful family, Xia Mingxi was really stressed, but these were not the key points. The key point was that as a 21st century man, someone who always stayed behind closed doors and loved 2D characters, he was the best otaku. At this moment, Xia Mingxi was finally experiencing the feudal society, the oppression and destruction from a king, the biggest challenge in life – forced marriage! 

Being forced to marry, forced to marry! For an otaku who had long determined himself to fully contributing his pure and flawless body mind to 2D characters, this was simply a disaster! 

Therefore, Xia Mingxi had suffered a huge blow these days and had been saying that he was sick to stay behind closed doors and stay at home all day. The entire day he would think and grow mushrooms out of his head. 

On this day, Xia Mingxi ate and drank as usual. Leaning against a window, he rested his cheeks on one hand, looking at the sky at a forty-five degree angle. After a while, his slightly pursed thin lips overflowed with a heavy sigh: “Sigh…”

“Sigh again, Second Highness you’re sighing too much!” The maid who came and went, seemingly busy, but in fact was coming over many times to spy on the enemy suddenly let out a low cry. 

“This is the 561st sigh from Second Royal Highness in the past few days.” One of the maids couldn’t help sighing as well. They asked the maid on the side with worry, “What’s wrong with His Second Highness? Is it possible that His Highness has been reprimanded by the Prince again?” 

“No, his Second Highness hasn’t even gone out of the mansion these days, let alone go to the Eldest Prince’s mansion to see him, so how could he be reprimanded by him?” The other maid took over the conversation and answered mysteriously. “If I were to guess, I think his Second Highness is doing this because of the Third Princess.” 

“Third Princess?” 

“Yes, I heard that the Third Princess will get married soon, and the person herself was taken into the palace. On the day of marriage, she will be sent directly from the palace to the Taishi’s Mansion! Our Highness and the Third Princess are usually close, so since his sister will be marrying, his Second Highness must naturally be in a bad mood.” 

“Hey, why does the Third Princess need to be taken back to the palace when she is going to get married? Can’t she get married directly from her mansion, isn’t that closer?” 

“What do you know? Is marrying from the palace the same as marrying from the Third Princess’s mansion? The emperor took the Third Princess back to the palace to ask her to marry directly from the palace. This shows that the emperor attaches great importance to the Third Princess. In this way, it tells the Third Princess’s future in-laws that the entire royal family is the backer of the Third Princess. Master Taishi will also have to take care of the royal family’s face and treat the Third Princess well. He will not dare to neglect the Third Princess. The emperor is clearly supporting the Third Princess, you can’t even tell? It’s really a waste of time for all these years you spent in this mansion. You’ve been here for so many years, but have you seen any princess who has enjoyed such treatment?”

The girl who asked the question just now nodded her head, but she still didn’t really understand, then she realized: “So it’s like this, so the Third Princess is really loved by the emperor!” 

“It goes without saying that amongst the princes and princesses in the royal family, the emperor loves the Third Princess the most.” 

The boy cleaning the yard next to them listened to the girls talk with excitement. He twitched and said in his heart: “Girls these days are really not ordinary gossipers, tsk tsk…” 

“Do you really not know?” Several people were talking when suddenly, a slightly helpless female voice was heard. 

Everyone followed the sound and saw the big maid in glamorous clothes walking towards them: “Sumei Jiejie.”

 “En.” Su Mei nodded towards them, then turned her head and glanced at Xia Mingxi, who was still immersed in his miserable atmosphere not far away. A few people approached mysteriously, and she whispered “His Royal Highness is not troubled about those things.” 

“What’s the reason then Su Mei Jiejie?” Su Mei was the big maid that waited on Xia Mingxi. Naturally, she knew a lot more than these little maids. Seeing her open her mouth, the girls on the side all gathered at once and stared at her curiously. 

Su Mei glanced at everyone and coughed softly: “His Royal Highness is being pushed into a forced marriage.” 

“Forced marriage?” A group of maids stared at Su Mei in disbelief, widening their eyes in surprise.

“No, think about it. The Crown Prince and the Fifth Prince had already gotten married. Although the Fifth Prince was a bit unlucky and suffered misfortunes when he was just married, the Crown Prince’s children are almost one years old and can run around. Nowadays, even the Third Princess, who is much younger than our highness, is going to get married. Our highness is not young anymore. Only talking about marriage now, do you think the emperor can choose not to hurry?” 

Several people pondered for a moment and realized that this was indeed the case. They glanced at each other, and curiously asked: “Did the emperor say what kind of future prince consort he will give him?” 

Su-mei muttered: “This ah, I heard that it’s the missus from Master Shangshu’s family …… ” 

“The missus from Master Shangshu’s family? Hasn’t that missus been in the boudoir for many years, and is almost an old lady?”

“It’s just a possibility, I didn’t say that it was the case. I think the lady from the Grand Tutor’s house is pretty good…” 

“And the one who blushed at our highness at the last banquet, the admiral’s daughter seems to be okay too…” 

“There is also…” 

“…” 

The young man in the courtyard cleaning with his head down couldn’t help but draw the corners of his mouth taut again. What’s the matter with these girls? Are they addicted to the gossip of their master? Also being this loud, aren’t they going to try to hide it at all?

The yard was noisy, when suddenly there was a sound of footsteps outside. Everyone stopped talking. When they turned around, they saw another big maid hurriedly walk in. “

“Yingge Jiejie, why are you here? Where are you going in such a hurry?” 

Yingge hurriedly walked over, and saw Su Mei and breathed a sigh of relief: “You go to the front and serve the people first. The two Highnesses from the Crown Prince’s mansion have brought over some people to visit his Second Highness.” 

“The two Highnesses from the Crown Prince’s Mansion?” Su Mei’s expression changed slightly, and her heart went oh no, why did the two Demon Kings come over? 

However, to Sumei’s surprise, this time it was not just two Demon Kings, but… four… 

Xia Mingxi heard the two steamed buns from his Eldest Royal brother’s house were coming, and the originally beautiful, sad, literary and artistic fresh handsome face of his turned into a feminine face covered with dark clouds. 

What are these two demon kings doing coming here? Xia Mingxi resisted the urge to turn around and run. He reluctantly followed Yingge to the front. 

As a result, as soon as he walked to the gate of the courtyard, he only felt that his feet were heavy. Then, he heard a bang. Xia Mingxi was taken aback and looked down, only to see a small doll made of pink jade falling on his feet. She had a round face and a pair of big black grape-like eyes looking at Xia Mingxi curiously. 

Kawaii! Xia Mingxi was taken aback, staring at Second Baby who fell to the ground. There were three big characters floating in his head, moreover they were just rolling around! How can there be such a cute creature in this world? Shouldn’t only 2D characters allow such a cute loli existence? Seeing this in the three-dimensional world, he must have seen wrong! 

Seeing that the Uncle she bumped into didn’t help or speak, Second Baby stared at him with straight eyes. His gaze appeared as if he was looking at a rare animal. It was so explicit that Second Baby couldn’t help but shrink her neck, and retreat back with her butt on the ground. There was a bit of fear and defensiveness in her eyes. 

“Hey, you…” Xia Mingxi saw Second Baby shrinking back, then as if waking up from a dream, he realized that his gaffe just now might have scared the little girl. He stretched out his hand to pull Second Baby up. 

Unexpectedly, some people rushed over from a short distance before he had time to make a move. 

“Dun Dun, where are you? Really, I told you, you shouldn’t just run around in other people’s houses.” 

“This voice…could it be…” Xia Mingxi turned his head swiftly and looked at the person running in the distance. The children were running over, closely followed by… 

“Little Royal Sister!” Xia Mingxi exclaimed, then he watched Xia Yuqing pause after seeing himself. Suddenly an unusually brilliant burst of splendor appeared on her face. With a smile, her feet moved, and she flew towards Xia Mingxi. 

“Dear Sec… Sec… Second brother, I am coming…!” 

“…” I knew this would be the result! Cui Er, who was following Xia Yuqing, silently hid her face and looked at the sky, but pretended not to see anything.  

“Little Royal Sister, why are you here?” Xia Mingxi was trying to recover after being pushed to the ground by Xia Yuqing. He stared at Xia Yuqing who was pressing on him with a dazed expression.

“Of course I came to see you, Second Brother. Let me see you. It looks like you got a little thinner. Could it be that you are really sick? Both Eldest Royal Brother and Xiang Er said that you were sick and were staying behind closed doors, so, I felt too bad to let you go see us in the mansion of Eldest Royal brother. What’s the matter? Is it a fever or a cold?” Xia Yuqing put her hands on Xia Mingxi as she was in a position of overwhelming him. Then her eyes brightened, and she said with excitement, “Is it possible that you’re pregnant? Whose is it? Which discerning male finally took down Second Royal Brother, hurry up and tell me!” 

“…” Xia Mingxi looked at Xia Yuqing with a dull expression, and groaned weakly, “Little Royal sister, your second Royal brother is a man!” 

“What’s wrong with men? Men and men giving birth is the new mainstream era. Second Brother, you are too out.” 

“…” Little Royal sister, things like men and men can only happen in the imaginary 2D world, okay? I told you that you should not always read those messy colored books, they will affect your physical and mental development! 

Xia Mingxi replied jokingly: “But Little Royal Sister, your second Royal brother is straight.” 

As soon as Xia Mingxi said this, Xia Yuqing said with a smile: “Second Brother, what’s the point of being straight these days? Wouldn’t it break after bending?” 

“…” I… I’m speechless! 

Just as Xia Mingxi was retreating under Xia Yuqing’s fierce offensive, several whispers on the side successfully rescued him from this danger.

“Mother… Little Uncle, this is…” Big Baby helped Second Baby from the ground before Xia Yuhan, and successfully blocked the seedlings of a certain steamed bun who was trying to court favour. He turned his head and looked at the person who was pressed down by his own mother. 

“Look at my memory.” Xia Yuqing then remembered that she was still looking after a few children. She got up, fixed her clothes and said, “Come, come, I will introduce you. This is your Second Royal Uncle, Dundun, DuDu, hurry up and call him.” 

“Second…Second Royal Uncle.” Second Baby still had some lingering fears from Xia Mingxi’s gaze. She hid behind her brother in fear. 

Seeing Second Baby like this, Big Baby squinted his eyes dangerously. Is Dundun afraid of this Uncle? If he had not read it wrong just now, when they walked over, younger sister fell in front of this man, but this man was not moved at all. He had allowed his lovely sister to fall to the ground and didn’t care? ! 

Big Baby thought this way and his eyes narrowed. He showed a bit of hostility towards the Uncle who he had met for the first time. 

Xia Mingxi didn’t know that at the first meeting, he would be remembered by someone more terrifying than his big brother’s brat. At this moment, he was staring at Xia Yuqing and Second Baby in surprise: “Roy.. Cough cough…” 

Receiving Xia Yuqing’s slightly suggestive gaze, Xia Mingxi suddenly realized that Xia Yuqing was now in men’s clothing. He pretended to cough slightly: “You just said that this child is… Feng Tingye and … Child?”

“Yes.” Xia Yuqing replied naturally. She looked at Xia Mingxi with a puzzled expression. If the child was not born to Feng Tingye and herself, who else could it be born from? Even if she had thought about it, how could her family’s Ultra Seme Lord dare! 

As soon as Xia Mingxi got Xia Yuqing’s affirmative reply, he felt the sky turn dark. Oh my god! How could someone more terrifying than his big brother give birth to such a cute loli! From the principles of genetics, development, species, and other disciplines, that’s not rational at all! 

“Uh… Second Royal Brother, what are you…” Xia Yuqing saw Xia Mingxi looking like the sky was about to collapse, and asked worriedly. Did Second Royal Brother have a fever and fried his brain? 

“Woo, it’s nothing, I’m just losing hope on this broken world.” Xia Mingxi wiped the tears off his face, and smiled reluctantly. 

“…” It’s over, it’s really burnt, it’s all nonsense! 

“Yes, little…Have you eaten lunch? It’s just noon. Yingge should have prepared lunch. Let’s talk while eating.” Xia Mingxi also seemed to realize that he was a little gaffe, rubbing his nose. His face regained his usual appearance and he changed the subject. 

Xia Yuqing was surprised when she saw this, and said to her heart, Second Royal Brother, you are really getting more and more proficient in your split personality transformation! Be careful you might get the snake disease in the future! 

However, Xia Yuqing would naturally not refuse when she heard that there would be something to eat. 

Therefore, a group of people happily moved towards Xia Mingxi’s dining area. 

Yingge knew that there were guests in the mansion today, so she prepared a lot of good dishes.

As soon as Xia Yuqing and Second Bun, the two foodies, saw the table full of rich dishes, their eyes straightened. Then as if they were in their own home, as soon as they sat down, they began to pulverize the dishes on the table. 

As soon as Xia Mingxi sat down, he realized something was wrong. Just now, he was immersed in the joy of seeing Xia Yuqing again and didn’t pay attention. Only then did he find out that Xia Yuqing had a few other faces besides Cui Er’s familiar face and the four children. 

Xia Yuqing’s own pair of dragon and phoenix was needless to mention, but why have the two demon kings of his big brother have become so well-behaved today? It’s abnormal, it’s too abnormal! 

“Uh…” Seeing Xia Yuze leaning over and acting cute towards Xia Yuqing, Xia Mingxi’s expression trembled uncontrollably. He finally couldn’t help but ask, “Little… uh, this… you and Royal Brother’s two children seem to get along very well.” 

Xia Yuqing paused as she put something in her mouth. She raised her head somewhat proudly, “Xiao Ze and Hanhan are cute and well-behaved, how could we not get along?” 

What a joke, that’s my future daughter-in-law! If we can’t get along, how can I construct a harmonious and beautiful relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law? I am a magnanimous good mother-in-law, so of course I have to tolerate this future daughter-in-law’s small flaws hahaha… 

“…” Very well-behaved and cute? If these two little demons were cute and well-behaved, then there would be no little devils in this world! 

Have you ever seen a good baby pour chili water into the tea that their elders were drinking? Have you ever seen a good baby steal your toilet paper when you go to the bathroom, or steal your clothes in the bath? Have you seen… 

Xia Mingxi was feeling depressed when he heard Xia Yuqing reply: “Don’t just talk about me, how are you doing? Hearing from Xiang Er, they say you have been sick for several days. Looking at your complexion and how you were jumping around just then, it doesn’t seem like you just recovered from a serious illness.” Could it be his dying light (final radiance and activity before dying)?

“Well, it’s a long story. To put it simply…” Xia Mingxi patted the table and the celestial aura that he maintained with great difficulty disappeared. Xia Mingxi briefly explained everything and then swept his clothes back, stepped on the chair beside him, and concluded with an outrage, “Your Royal Highness is being forced to marry.” 

Xia Yuqing became stiff and her eyes widened. Looking at Xia Mingxi in disbelief, the chicken drumstick in her mouth fell onto the table. 

After a long while, Xia Yuqing swallowed her saliva with difficulty, “What did you just say? You are being forced into marriage?” 

Xia Mingxi nodded solemnly with a bitter face. 

“Pu…” Xia Yuqing came back to her senses. She hurriedly tried to reach out her hand to cover her mouth, but she was a step too late. She couldn’t help laughing out loud, “Hahahaha, you are like this because you are being forced to marry? Hahahaha, it’s too funny. My father must have seen that with your appearance, few women will be attracted to you except for men, so he acted first, and wanted to appoint you to a marriage. He wanted to let you have something to think about. Hahahaha …” 

Xia Mingxi looked at Xia Yuqing as she was beating the table and laughing, a few drops of cold sweat rolled down his forehead. No matter what, he was also one of the five good young people of the 21st century, how could it be as bad as what she said? Ooooo, he felt that his poor young heart had suffered a fatal blow, it was broken! 

“Okay, okay, don’t laugh!” Xia Mingxi groaned in anger. He laid down on the table, burying his face into his arms. He wished he could directly dig a hole under the table and bury himself, “If you have the time to laugh, why don’t you help me figure out how to escape this catastrophe.”

“Um…” Xia Yuqing had laughed enough. She rubbed her aching belly and panted intermittently, “What are you so angry about? Could it be that they had appointed you a very ugly ugly girl to be your future prince consort?” 

“Well, those girls were not very ugly to be honest.” On the contrary, they all looked pretty, but… 

“Since they’re not ugly, why are you so repulsed? Is it possible…” Xia Yuqing’s eyes flickered. She leaned closer to Xia Mingxi’s ear with a low smile. “Second Royal Brother, is it because you can’t be with women? Ha ha ha ha, sure enough, my vision was correct, you are really a one in ten thousand Uke, you can only be suppressed in this life ha ha ha…” 

Xia Mingxi looked at Xia Yuqing laughing crookedly and his face flushed red: “It’s… it’s not like that, I just… I just watched too many 2D things… I’m a 2D otaku with integrity. This life, I will stick to the brilliant prospects of the two-dimensional world, and will never turn back!” 

“…Why can’t you go down the beautiful prospects of being gay?” 

“These are two different things!” 

“…Okay. ” 

“And…” Xia Mingxi met Xia Yuqing’s puzzled gaze, and said with a red face, “You don’t know this, but I only like pretty loli daughters from humble families, just like your Dundun.”

Second Baby heard someone call out her name, so she looked up from a pile of food with a look of confusion. At a glance, she saw the Uncle looking at her with goosebump raising eyes and was frightened. She shrank back and hid behind Xia Yuqing. 

“!” When Xia Yuqing heard Xia Mingxi say this, she remembered that her second Royal brother was the legendary Lolicon lover. Hearing what he said… he won’t be thinking about her Second Baby… 

“I’m telling you. There is a generation gap between our Second Baby and you who is in your twenties. You are old enough to be her father. Don’t even try to put your claws on her, otherwise, watch me break your salty pig trotter hands!” 

Xia Mingxi listened to the growl from Xia Yuqing and his entire person petrified for a few seconds, unable to speak: “…… I was just drawing an analogy.” 

“What analogy? You cannot even draw an analogy!!”

“……”

After staring at each other for a long time, Xia Yuqing said: “From now on, stay further away from my family’s Dundun, five meters in radius. No… you can’t even get within ten meters, otherwise I’ll beat you.” 

“…” I told you I didn’t mean that, you are overthinking this! Little Royal Sister, can you not look at me as if I was perverted! Xia Mingxi looked at Xia Yuqing and her daughter’s defense and felt everything was completely messed up!

Listening to the conversation between the two, Big Baby squinted his eyes dangerously. His Royal Uncle didn’t seem to be a good thing. He was so old yet he even dared to have an interest in his sister? 

Thinking about it this way, the reason why his sister fell down just now may be caused by this strange fellow! The longer Big Baby glanced at Second Baby’s fear of Xia Mingxi, the more he felt that what he was thinking was right. This Royal Uncle he just met must be a pervert who was plotting against his Second Baby! 

Xia Yuze, who had been waiting for an opportunity on the side, listened to the conversation between Xia Yuqing and the others for a while, then turned his head and glanced at the face of Big Baby. He seemed to understand something, and his big eyes rolled around, seeming to be plotting something bad. 

After a while, Xia Yuze patted his younger brother who was holding a chicken leg and was chewing. He said, “Eat, eat, you’re going to eat your future wife. Put it down, let’s go out.” 

“?” Xia Yuhan tilted his head and looked at his brother, puzzled. Although he didn’t know what his brother was going to do, he still sneaked out with him obediently. 

Big Baby was wrinkling his little face thinking about how to deal with the lecherous person who coveted his sister when he saw a bright light dangling in front of him. He looked up with some discomfort, and saw two little peas hiding in the doorway and holding a mirror and shining it towards him. 

Seeing Big Baby raise his head, Xia Yuze hurriedly retracted the mirror in his hand. He reached out and pointed behind him. 

Big Baby twisted his eyebrows. The two boys wanted him to go out alone? Did they want to fight him, two against one? Big Baby weighed his options, then made sure that he had the gun. Even if the two boys really wanted to bully him with numbers, he could still retreat safely. He jumped off the chair carefully, and ran outside. 

Xia Yuze, the two led Big Baby to a hidden shade under the tree. Big Baby raised his eyebrows and asked with some caution: “What do you want to do? You want to fight one vs two like last time?”

Xia Yuze was taken aback. Knowing that Big Baby misunderstood, he hurriedly said: “Don’t get me wrong, we are not here for this, but…” 

“What?” 

“I want to discuss with you how to mess with Second Uncle.” 

“Mess with Second Uncle?” Big Baby narrowed his eyes, a gleam of light flashed across his eyes. 

“Yes, I see that you’re upset with Second Uncle. It just so happens that we are too, so let’s cooperate!” 

Big Baby glanced at the two and said calmly: “Cooperate? If I remember correctly, We just fought two days ago.” 

The smile on Xia Yuze’s face was slightly stiff, and he coughed: “Father said that there are no eternal friends or enemies in this world. We have the same goal, so we found you to cooperate. We can do it ourselves, but in that case…” 

Big Baby touched his chin for a moment, and whispered: “What are you going to do?” 

The two brothers were overjoyed and approached Big Baby and whispered a few words: “We are going to do it like this… and then this way…” 

After listening to their plan, Big Baby said with dreadful eyes: “Since you have arranged everything, why don’t you go find that someone by yourself?” 

“Well, with our past history, if we go, Second Uncle will not believe us, but you are different, so…” 

Big Baby considered it for a moment, then finally said : “Deal!”

At the same time, Xia Mingxi felt a chill run down his spine. He shivered abruptly. He turned his head and glanced behind him, but found that there was no one there. He twisted his eyebrows in confusion. Its broad daylight, did he…. run into a ghost ?! 

“Okay, okay, don’t look at me like that, it makes me feel chills down my back. Don’t worry about what kind of person I like, give me an idea first, how should I avoid this marriage!” Xia Mingxi put the discomfort behind him and brought the conversation back to the topic on hand. 

“Well, this.” Xia Yuqing thought for a moment, then her eyes lit up, “Oh, why don’t you fall over the wall, break an arm or leg and pretend to be semi-disabled. The girl will definitely leave her marriage and not get entangled with you.” 

“…” Little Royal Sister, are you sure you are not harassing me? 

“No?” Xia Yuqing looked at Xia Mingxi’s sluggish appearance, then thought for a while, “Then be a little more savage. Second Royal Brother, use your knife to disfigure yourself. I’m sure that there won’t be a girl in this life who would get married to you. It will solve this once and for all!” 

“…” Xia Mingxi looked at Xia Yuqing’s “how am I so smart, so witty, praise me, quickly praise me”, and replied speechlessly. “Little Royal Sister, your idea is too much.” 

The smile on Xia Yuqing’s face stiffened, and she pouted back: “This doesn’t work, that doesn’t work, I don’t care. You can just continue to pretend to be sick. Once his Majesty can’t wait any longer, he will drag you out of this house and send you directly into the bridal chamber, then let’s see how you are going to cry?”

Xia Mingxi’s face changed slightly. He hurriedly hugged Xia Yuqing’s thigh and cried. “Little Royal sister, you can’t treat me like this! We are also fellows from the same place! As the saying goes, we rely on our parents at home and friends when we go out. Look at how we two have transmigrated over to a deserted place like this. Human rights is already very difficult! If you and I do not support each other and help each other, there will be no love in this world! Little Royal sister, you can’t just leave me to die! Originally from a democratic era, as a great young man who has contributed everything to the two-dimensional world, if you want me to marry a strange woman who I have never seen before, it is tantamount to letting me die! Little Royal Sister, do you have the heart to make me, the only person from the same place as you, die under the innocent rule of feudal society? Little Royal Sister, Little Royal Sister..i…” 

“Stop!” Xia Yuqing couldn’t bear it and covered her ears. Shaking off the goose bumps all over her body, she said helplessly, “Okay. It’s not like there’s no other method..” 

“What is it? Hurry up and say it!” Xia Mingxi’s eyes flashed brightly, and his eyes were staring at Xia Yuqing, as if looking at a savior for all living beings.  

“The way is…” Xia Yuqing pointed to Xia Mingxi’s head, “You… run away from home.” 

“…Run away from home?” Xia Mingxi froze for a moment, holding his head in madness, “I thought it was going to be a good method too! To run away from home!? No, it won’t work, it won’t work. If I get caught, Father will beat me up and break my leg!”

Xia Yuqing glanced at him contemptuously. She grabbed the pastry on the table and put it in her mouth: “Anyways, I have already stated the method, doing it or not is your choice. Go away and don’t disturb us eating. Speaking of which, Second Royal Brother, your chef’s cooking skills are quite good, although it is still a bit inferior to our Lu Rui .” 

Xia Mingxi was driven aside by Xia Yuqing like a duck. Listening to Xia Yuqing, tears began to run down his face. Oh, little Royal sister, is your Royal Brother in your heart still inferior to the dishes on the table? 

Xia Mingxi was crouching on one side drawing circles when Big Baby suddenly walked in from outside. 

Big Baby glanced into the room, and saw Xia Mingxi squatting in the corner. Big Baby’s eyes shrank slightly. He walked towards Xia Mingxi, patted the other person on the shoulder, and when the other person turned his head, he raised an innocent smile: “Royal Uncle, DuDu was just outside playing a kite and accidentally got it stuck on the tree. Can you help me to take it down?” 

“Kite?” Xia Mingxi was blinded by Big Baby’s brilliant smile, and responded reflexively. “Okay, I’ll get it for you.” 

“Uncle, you are so kind.” Big Baby said with joy, and he concealed the fleeting evil in his eyes. Hmph, if you dare to covet my sister, don’t blame me! 

Xia Yuqing and Second Baby had been attracted by a table of delicious food, so they did not notice that they were missing a few people in the room.

Xia Mingxi followed Big Baby to the bottom of a big tree, and said in doubt: “Dudu, where is your kite?” 

“Just a little further ahead.” Big Baby stepped back without a trace, and whispered. 

“Where?” Xia Mingxi raised his head and looked up, but the dazzling sunlight blinded his eyes. 

“Yes, it’s there, stand still.” Big Baby suddenly shouted.

Xia Mingxi froze reflexively, then he heard Big Baby shout again: “Look at the top of your head.” 

“Top of my head?” Xia Mingxi didn’t suspect anything when he looked up. Just like that, he saw a black object hit his head and it was too late to even dodge. 

With a snap, the viscous liquid poured on Xia Mingxi’s head along with the crack of an object. 

Xia Mingxi stretched out his hand and touched it. He leaned in and sniffed it. His eyes constricted: “This smell is…honey?”

Before he could recover, a buzzing sound rushed from the ground and above his head towards himself. 

“!”


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