FMEA Chapter 209 Part 2

Chapter 209 Acting Cute to Compete for Favour 

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“Pu…” Xia Yuqing and Xia Mingyuan laughed at the same time. 

The difference is that Xia Mingyuan was amused by his son’s innocence, while Xia Yuqing was stimulated purely because of his big brain energy.

Hey, I didn’t expect, I didn’t expect that this little baby from Xiang Er’s family has the qualifications to be a fudanshi (man who likes bl). If she cultivates him well now, in the future…hahaha… 

Liu Yixiang turned her head when she heard the laughter. Her eyes were like a knife and slashed directly at Xia Mingyuan. 

Xia Mingyuan’s laughter stopped. His face changed, and he cleared his throat: “Hanhan, your mother is right. Both boys and girls can’t kiss, especially mouth-to-mouth ones. Kisses are something that can only be done when you grow up and meet the person you like, and the person you like also likes you back.”

 “Is that right? Then does brother like that older brother, and does that older brother like brother back?”

“Pu…” Xia Yuqing was amused again by Liu Yixiang’s little treasure. When Xia Yuze and Big Baby heard Xia Yuhan’s words, their bodies became stiff, then they said in unison: “Who would like that kid?” 

As soon as they spoke, both of them were startled, then they snorted in unison before turning their heads away, no longer paying attention to each other. 

“Look, Father.” 

Xia Mingyuan choked when he looked at his youngest son’s “Father, look, the two older brothers don’t like each other, but they are still kissing. You lied!”.

Liu Yixiang took a deep breath, “Anyway, this kind of thing can only be done after Hanhan grows up. It’s definitely not possible now.” 

“Yes, yes, this has to wait until Hanhan grows up.” 

Xia Yuze glanced at his father’s flattering expression which basically had “my wife is the best, my wife is almighty, whatever my wife says is right” written all over it. He silently thought, Father, can you be any cheaper? 

Xia Mingyuan: no matter what others think, compared to my wife, everything else is just a drifting cloud. 

After Liu Yixiang finished dealing with her youngest son, she turned around and looked at Feng Tingye with an apologetic expression: “Qing Jiejie, Royal cousin, I’m sorry, this child is ignorant and caused you trouble. I’m sorry. In the future, they will be properly disciplined to prevent them from doing something so reckless.” 

Xia Yuqing was shocked when she heard these words. Why does this seem like a child causing trouble and their parents coming to apologize? She just wanted to say: The children were just playing around, don’t worry too much. 

Unexpectedly, before she could say these words, Feng Tingye chuckled and replied: “You also know that your child is acting recklessly? That’s why you took out your weapon?” 

Xia Yuqing and Liu Yixiang froze at the same time. They realized that Feng Tingye wasn’t speaking to them in the second half of the sentence, but to Big Baby who had come over at some time. 

Big Baby raised his chin very rebelliously when he heard the question, and said in a matter of fact manner: “That reason is enough.” 

Feng Tingye raised his eyebrows slightly, and said with a light smile: “It seems that your cultivation is still not enough.” 

Big Baby snorted coldly, his eyes a bit unwilling, then he turned away.

“But…” Feng Tingye paused, admiring his son’s frustrated appearance, then raised a wicked smile, “This time is an exception. Today, you were acting as an elder brother and speaking up for your sister. How does that sound?” 

“What does Father mean…” Big Baby’s dimmed eyes lit up, and a smile very similar to Feng Tingye’s appeared on his round little face. He slowly stretched out his hand to his own purse, ready to take out the pistol he had put away again. 

“!” Liu Yixiang felt something bad when she heard the conversation between the father and the son. Looking at the movements of Big Baby again, her face became pale. Sure enough… Sure enough, her Royal cousin was the most terrifying and difficult one to handle. Once he’s truly annoyed, he will refuse to let anyone go, even a child. Help! 

Xia Mingyuan’s face changed. Remembering the scene he saw when he first entered the yard, he quickly stepped forward to hide Liu Yixiang and the children behind him. 

The atmosphere became heavy in an instant, everyone’s complexion became subtle. In the entire courtyard, the only sounds that could be heard was everyone’s heartbeat and the whistling of the breeze across the treetops. 

At the last moment, when they were hanging by a thread, Xia Yuqing broke the deadlock between the few people. She pressed the hand of Big Baby back to his purse, and let out a sigh of relief: “Forget it, the kids were just playing around. That…little brother didn’t mean it. Why are you treating this so seriously?” 

Big Baby heard Xia Yuqing’s words and his brows were slightly twisted. His small face bulged. He was very dissatisfied: “But he stole a kiss from little sister and made her cry. ” 

“…” Dudu, weren’t you also kissed by someone’s older brother, why didn’t you seem that angry when you were kissed?

Xia Yuqing held her forehead helplessly. Then, it seemed as if she had thought of something. Her eyes were bright and she looked at Big Baby. If Big Baby was not angry, could it be said that Big Baby was really interested in Xiang Er’s eldest son?! Right, that must be the case! 

“…” Seeing Xia Yuqing’s eyes turn bright as if it sparkled when she was staring at him, Big Baby immediately understood that the person in front of him was starting to think about something inappropriate again. The corners of his mouth twitched, and he turned his head silently, no longer looking at Xia Yuqing.

Xia Yuqing knew that he was thin-skinned and didn’t continue on this topic. Turning to look at Feng Tingye, she pretended to cough, “Well, they are all children. We adults should not interfere with children’s affairs. Your Majesty… Royal Brother, don’t you think?” 

Feng Tingye looked at Xia Yuqing’s slightly flattering expression, and he pretended to groan in distress, “But our Dundun cried like this, are you just going to let it go? ” 

“Dun Dun was just frightened. It’s okay now, right?” Xia Yuqing lowered her head and kissed the round face of her Second Baby, and whispered comfortingly. 

But in her heart, she complained: I can’t let them continue to make trouble. If they continue to make trouble, they will really kill someone, ohhhhhhh… why is her life so hard? She obviously wanted to be a quiet beauty, but the result…the people beside her always easily start yelling and screaming about killing. Can’t they play nicely? Nowadays, why are the children this cruel too!?

Second Baby looked at the little face of her own mother and nodded. When she reacted again, it was too late to regret. She just pouted her small mouth and leaned on Xia Yuqing’s shoulder. Oooo, my first kiss is gone, let baby rest quietly.

Xia Yuqing saw Second Baby being so cooperative and her eyes lit up. She raised her head and said: “Look, you see, baby doesn’t mind, this is the end of the matter.” 

“Huh?” Feng Tingye raised his eyebrows, he hadn’t finished expressing himself yet.

Seeing this, Xia Yuqing complained a little displeased: “I made the pistol anyway. Have you ever considered my feelings when you took it and used it to break into houses all the time?” 

Feng Tingye was amused by Xia Yuqing’s complaint. Pretending to be reluctant, he said, “Since you have said so, let’s stop here.” 

With that high-pitched tone, Xia Mingyuan burst into blue veins on his forehead. He couldn’t wait to be like his son, rushing forward to tackle the treacherous person to the ground. This d*mn fox of a man must have done that intentionally! In fact, he didn’t plan to do anything to them at first, he just wanted to scare them. D*mn, that father and son duo are both the same, neither a good thing! 

Liu Yixiang did not think as deeply as Xia Mingyuan. When Feng Tingye relaxed, she was relieved. She had been cousins ​​with Feng Tingye for many years. She couldn’t be more clear of Feng Tingye’s temperament. All debts would be paid. In his entire life, he had always been the one who took advantage of others, while others couldn’t get the slightest benefit from him. 

Fortunately, fortunately, there was still Qing Jiejie who could stop him, otherwise the consequences…are unthinkable! 

As soon as her tight heart relaxed, Liu Yixiang’s attention shifted to the wall where their house was brutally destroyed like cannon fodder.

“Qing Jiejie, what is the thing that Big Baby just put away? It’s amazing?” 

“…” It blasted down the wall of my house, can it be more amazing? Xia Mingyuan glanced at the ruined wall not far away with lingering fears, and silently complained. 

“Ahahaha, that? I just made it for self-defense when I was idle, but I didn’t expect it…” 

“…” Self-defense? The power of that thing is more than enough to attack a city, okay? Just using it for self-defense, aren’t you too violent!? Wait… 

Xia Mingyuan was silently complaining, when he discovered something: “What did you just say? You made that thing?” 

“Yes.” Xia Yuqing replied naturally. She wondered why Xia Mingyuan was so surprised. 

Xia Mingyuan suddenly remembered that Xia Yuqing was the disciple of that respected old senior. According to this situation, is his Royal Sister the true inheritor of the old Senior? 

Xia Mingyuan turned his head to look at Feng Tingye with a dull expression: “Can Xia Country take back little Royal Sister?” 

Feng Tingye was startled, but after a moment, the corners of his lips curled up slowly. He held Xia Yuqing’s waist to declare his sovereignty: “What do you think?” 

“…” Xia Mingyuan really regretted it. Who would have thought that Xia Yuqing, who was the abandoned child used to replace Xia Muyun to marry, would turn out to be a piece of uncut jade? Now looking at this, Feng Tingye had picked up this piece of treasure! He regrets his past actions!

Listening to the conversation of several people, Xia Yuze’s big eyes rolled around. He raised a bright smiling face, ran to the side of Liu Yixiang’s legs, pulled the sleeves of Liu Yixiang’s clothes and asked: “Mother, Mother, this is…” 

Liu Yixiang was pulled by Xia Yuze, and then she remembered that since Xia Yuze had run off in a hurry, they hadn’t greeted Xia Yuqing and the others at all; they didn’t even know them. 

“Oh, this ah, these two are… the cousins ​​of your mother, that is, your uncle. That is your eldest uncle, this is your second uncle…” In fact, it should be aunt and uncle, but Xia Yuqing appeared in Xia Country as distant cousins ​​of Liu Yixiang, so they could only conceal it from the two children. 

“Oh, second uncle…” Xia Yuze nodded thoughtfully. He let go of Liu Yixiang’s clothes, then ran to Xia Yuqing’s legs. He raised his head, and called out nicely: “Nice to meet you, Second uncle.” 

“!” What’s the matter with this kid? I have never seen him behave like this since I gave birth to him. That’s not right, this is too wrong! What is this kid planning?! 

Xia Yuqing didn’t know the true face of Xia Yuze, and was immediately captured by Xia Yuze’s disguised appearance. Oh my, ​​this is my future daughter-in-law! Sure enough, a well-behaved child is the cutest. Not like my own, since he was young, he always loved to fight with me, not cute at all!

Xia Yuqing completely forgot that she had complained not long ago about the look in the eyes of a certain kid. This was doomed to be her future tragedy. 

In order to have a good relationship with her future daughter-in-law, Xia Yuqing reluctantly took Second Baby off her shoulders. She reached out her hand and touched Xia Yuze’s head and said, “This is…” 

“It’s the eldest brother, his name is Xia Yuze, just call him Xiao Ze. That one over there is his younger brother Xia Yuhan, whose nickname is Hanhan.” Liu Yixiang inserted an explanation. 

Xia Yuqing nodded: “Well, Xiao Ze is really well behaved.” 

Xia Yuqing was about to withdraw her hand, but suddenly saw Xia Yuze stretching out his hand. She couldn’t help but wonder: “What’s the matter?” 

Xia Yuze said innocently. “Second Uncle, the meeting gift.” 

“…mee… meeting gift?” Xia Yuqing was stunned. She didn’t expect that this child would take the initiative to ask for a meeting gift from herself, “Uh, yes, but Xiao Ze will have to wait until his first birthday. On the day of the ceremony, both older and younger brother will get one.” 

Xia Yuqing came for this at the beginning, so she was naturally prepared, but what she didn’t expect was…

“Is that so? What is it? Xiao Ze is looking forward to it. Is it an item similar to that brother’s? Xiao Ze really likes that thing that that brother has. Xiao Ze wants it too.” Xia Yuze hugged Xia Yuqing’s thigh, acting all kinds of cute. 

So that was his purpose? ! Xia Yuqing froze for a moment, then said solemnly: “That’s no good, children can’t play with such dangerous things.” 

Is this a joke? She can’t handle one, let alone another one! 

As soon as Xia Yuqing finished speaking, Xia Yuze lowered his head, looking very disappointed. He reluctantly said: “Although it is not that, if it is also a very interesting thing, Xiao Ze will definitely like it.” 

Seeing that Xia Yuqing really was refusing to let up, Xia Yuze nodded obediently, but the little abacus in his heart continued to click. Hmph, once he earns his second uncle’s favor, does he think he won’t be able to get that thing? Will he still need to be afraid of that stinky brat? 

Xia Yuze handed a provocative look at Big Baby in a direction that Xia Yuqing couldn’t see. 

Big Baby glanced at him disdainfully. He didn’t have him in his eyes at all. 

The secret battle between the two little buns had started and this scene completely fell into Feng Tingye’s eyes. The corners of Feng Tingye’s mouth rose slightly. In his heart: it seems that this child is much smarter than his father.

The people who patronized Xia Yuze didn’t notice at all, but a small figure moved behind Xia Yuqing. 

Xia Yuhan, who was left out in the cold, walked behind Xia Yuqing enthusiastically, looking at Second Baby who was holding Xia Yuqing’s other leg. He was silently mourning the little pink face of Second Baby who was crying. He felt that the small Jiejie’s cheeks resembled the peaches he’s seen before. 

Hmm, I wonder what it will taste like when I bite down? Mother said boys and girls can’t kiss each other on the mouth, but they should be able to kiss their cheeks right? 

Thinking about this, Xia Yuhan quickly rushed towards Second Baby again. 

“Hmm…” As soon as Second Baby raised her head, she saw a familiar figure leaping towards her. Before she could react, there was a pain on her cheek. 

“…” The courtyard fell into dead silence again, as if time had frozen, until… 

“Waaaa…” The earth-shaking cry sounded again, mixed with a certain bun’s gritted teeth questioning: “Father, is it too late for Er Chen to shoot that kid?”

“It shouldn’t be… too late.” 


In the following days, Xia Yuze really carried out his original idea and entangled with Xia Yuqing all day long. He did all kinds of cute hugs in order to soften Xia Yuqing up and also give him a pistol. 

Xia Yuqing was committed to creating a good relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, so she also worked very hard to get the favor of this future daughter-in-law. It can be regarded as being obedient to him, except for… this requirement. 

As for Xia Yuhan, after kissing Second Baby again that day, the consequences can be imagined. The other side of his face was swollen by another punch from Big Baby. Later, Liu Yixiang took him back to carry out a deep ideological education, then did he finally realize that he would be hated if he patronized girls casually like this. After that, he chased Second Baby to apologize, but Second Baby was afraid of him, so she turned her head and ran away. 

The result became a scene where Xia Yuqing’s side often had four children running around.

There were still two or three days before the birthday ceremony of the two children. Xia Yuqing was tired of staying in the mansion that day, so she wanted to see her second Royal brother on a whim. 

Feng Tingye and Xia Mingyuan thought that Xia Mingxi’s wasn’t a dangerous place, so they told Xia Yuqing to be careful, and had her take Cui Er and the rest with her.

Xia Yuqing and the others rushed toward the second prince’s mansion happily, without realizing that this trip would create a very big trouble for them. 

“Your Highness, Your Highness, what’s the matter with you?” At the window of a teahouse on the side of the street, a young servant called out to his master who was leaning on the window in wonder. 

Xia Mingxuan looked back at him, and when he turned his head, he found that what he had just seen had disappeared. His eyebrows were slightly twisted: “It’s nothing, it may be that this prince saw the wrong thing.” 

Just now… the one who was being led by the children looks like…

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