Chapter 112 Giving birth to a soccer team!
“What’s wrong Ai Fei? Why are you so listless, who made you unhappy?”
“Woo, the Xiao Longbao I finally fattened up got stolen away by someone, how can I be happy?” Xia Yuqing didn’t pay attention to when there was someone behind her, and replied reflexively.
“Yes, Xiao Longbao! My Xiao Xixi has a plump face, white and tender like a Xiao Longbao. I wonder what it will taste like when I bite into it, will it taste like a Xiao Longbao? It must be just as soft! (ˉ﹃ˉ) ” Xia Yuqing was immersed in the fantasy of biting the Xiao Longbao, and did not notice the sudden squinting of the eyes of the person behind her.
“Ai Fei wants to taste her?” The low voice was filled with a kind of slight danger.
“Of course I have to take a bite out of such a delicious Xiao Longbao. No, I’m going to get the Xiao Longbao out of the oven. Ah, no, I need to get a few more bites in before she gets married to soothe my injured heart.” Since she said she is going to do it, she is going to do it. Xia Yuqing made up her mind and was going to get up and run out when she bumped into a solid wall of flesh.
“Who is this soulless blind screen behind me?!” Xia Yuqing grunted and touched her nose.
“Ai Fei, your courage is really getting bigger and bigger, you dare call me a b**tard.”
“…” Xia Yuqing stiffened when she heard Feng Tingye’s voice. She raised her head in a daze and faced Feng Tingye’s handsome face.
“When did Your Majesty come?”
“Not too long ago, just before Ai Fei said that she wanted to eat Xiao Longbao.”
“…” After finally thinking about who the owner of the voice was just now, Xia Yuqing became petrified.
“Ai Fei, eating at this late hour makes it hard for you to digest, it is not good for your body. Why don’t we go to bed first.”
“…” The alarm bell in Xia Yuqing’s heart rang suddenly. It is dangerous, too dangerous. If she was eaten now, there won’t be any remains left!
“Your Majesty.. Chen Qie is not sleepy.”
How could Feng Tingye let the fat sheep run away. With a malicious smile on the corner of his lips, he whispered: “Then let’s do something that will make sleep easier.”
“…” Why do those words sound so familiar? It sounds like…
With a bang, lightning slammed down on the top of Xia Yuqing’s head. These words…these words…Isn’t this just like when the Xiao Gong in bl novels molest the Xiao Shou to do some kind of **? Isn’t it an idiom for bed sheet exercise?
Xia Yuqing never thought that one day she would hear this sentence, moreover it was not when she was watching Gong Shou ****! ! ! Hey, transmigration god, I’m going to be break, please let me go! ! !
Xia Yuqing was still struck by the thunderous sentence, so she didn’t realize that she was being taken over. Hugged by someone, she went straight to the big bed that was big enough to allow several people to roll around on it.
When Xia Yuqing woke up completely, she had become fish on a cutting board, the sharp knife pressed against her body. 嘤 嘤 嘤 嘤 嘤 嘤 嘤 嘤 嘤 嘤 嘤 嘤 嘤, Midnight sleep paralysis, thats too much abuse! ! !
“Your Majesty, Chen Qie was unsuccessful in this attempt, so it cannot be recorded in the account, so you…” Let me go! It was just one small flower in this place of flowers, I can’t help it. Ultra Seme Lord, don’t destroy the flower! ! !
“Ai Fei thinks that Zhen just heard about the Xiao Longbao incident and wanted to do this on a whim?”
“Isn’t that the case?”
Feng Tingye looked at Xia Yuqing with a wounded expression: “Is it possible that Zhen and Ai Fei can’t do it without accounting? Can’t we do this to promote our affection? Ai Fei is my concubine, it is Ai Fei’s duty to do such things with me.”
“…” I… I’m speechless! After a stalemate, Xia Yuqing coughed slightly, “Chen Qie does not mean that, but Chen Qie is pregnant, so it is better to do less of these kinds of things.”
“Ai Fei means to wait until Ai Fei has given birth, then Zhen can have fun?”
Of course not! ! ! Let a beast have fun, do I still want to live? ! Hey, why do these words sound familiar?
“Ai Fei remembers now? At the birthday banquet of royal mother, Ai Fei was so courageous.”
“…” Shoot, settling scores at an opportune moment! ! ! And you said you will let people live, your mouth is cheap, I’m telling you your mouth is cheap! ! !
“The emperor’s memory is still so…good!” Xia Yuqing said with a stiff face, gritting her teeth.
“Of course, there is a good saying. It is never too late for a gentleman to get revenge. Ten years is never late, let alone ten days. Now, Ai Fei can you still say that there is no account between us to calculate?”
“…” Ultra Seme Lord, are you bored? This black-bellied evildoer, I will never play happily with you again, help! ! !
Staring at the wrinkled bitter melon face of the person underneath him, Feng Tingye was amused. While stretching his paw on someone’s belt, he continued to “retaliate” against someone.
“Ai Fei, there is something I think I need to let you know in advance, so that you can be prepared.”
“…what?” She had a bad premonition, what does this beast want to do?
“Since Ai Fei has already shouldered a huge debt and may not be able to repay it, I decided that everytime Ai Fei does something wrong in the future, Zhen will immediately rectify the punishment on the spot without tolerating it. Ai Fei, you have to be careful.”
“Huh?” Maxed out already? Xia Yuqing was taken aback, it took a long time for her to raise her hand tremblingly, and tentatively ask, “Can His Majesty tell Chen Qie how big the account is? Chen Qie should be prepared. “
“Well, I haven’t settled it yet. But it shouldn’t be a problem until Ai Fei is pregnant with the next child.” Feng Tingye raised his eyebrows, the corners of his lips twitched slightly revealing shining white teeth.
Xia Yuqing was in no mood to enjoy his smile. At the moment she only felt, once again, that she was struck by lightning. She has been completely burnt: “Your Majesty means…… he is prepared to have Chen Qie give birth again?”
“Naturally, Ai Fei. In court, Zhen has told all the civil and military officials that in the future there will only be one concubine in this harem. Now the royal heirs have also withered, so in my generation, there is only one. Therefore, for the sake of my kingdom’s foundation, Ai Fei and I have to work harder to open branches and leaves for my royal family and have many children.”
“…Open branches and leaves, have many children? Your Majesty is going to have Chen Qie give birth to many children?” Listening to the tone of this beast, it didn’t sound like he wanted her to just give birth to one or two.
“Don’t worry, my requirements are not high, just… seven or eight.”
“!!!” Seven or eight? Do you think I’m a sow? Seven or eight! Why don’t you just tell me to give birth to a soccer team?
This B**tard, her premonition was not wrong at the beginning. The person in front of her was a beast, the love for three thousand concubines has been placed on one. Chen Qie can’t do it!!!!
No, if this goes on, I will definitely die, I will die! Lao Zi must save herself. Lao Zi must leave the palace! Yes, leave the palace, after giving birth… No, Lao Zi will not have children, Lao Zi will leave the palace tomorrow!
Just when Xia Yuqing was scared and confused by Feng Tingye’s baby theory, a certain animal’s paws had already untied her belt smoothly and was about to stretch in. Them, there was a loud sound. A cold wind blew in from the window, forcibly causing the two on the bed to shiver.
Feng Tingye tugged the silk quilt on the side lucidly and wrapped the disheveled Xia Yuqing in it, revealing only a small red face, while he was only wearing a shirt. He squinted out the curtains dangerously at the uninvited guest outside.
“Senior brother, why are you here?” Xia Yuqing arched inside the quilt like a groundhog, before raising her head to look at the dark shadow outside.
“The moonlight is cool in autumn. I was going to invite a beauty to play the zither under the moon and sing poems and songs about the philosophy of life. Yet the beautiful woman is no longer here, so senior brother could only come and find Junior Sister to discuss things about the heart. I never thought to disturb junior sisters’ happy time, I have truly sinned.”
“…” If you know it’s a sin, why don’t you get lost already?
Su Wuduan, as if not seeing the disgust from the two on the bed, silently looked at the sky and said: “You don’t need to care about me, I just want to find a place to enjoy the beautiful moonlight tonight. It just happens that the location of junior sister’s is good. Allow me to watch the moon for a while, you continue, please continue.”
“…” Continue? Continue my a**. Someone is here and you want us to continue? Are we the hero and heroine of some action movie? Even if it’s an action movie, you have to pay for it, OK? Senior brother, are you not afraid of getting a sty when watching movies casually like this? What about your morals? ! !
He looked at them with his arms folded on his chest. Su Wuduan was obviously preparing to watch the whole process of their **. They both silently looked down on him thousands of more times in their hearts.
After a while, Feng Tingye seemed to understand something. He squinted slightly then said with a sneer: “Brother Wuduan is so elegant. It’s a pity that such a beautiful scenery under the moon lacks a beauty to accompany it.”
Feng Tingye’s words happened to stab at Su Wuduan’s weak point. That day, after Cui Er exposed his inconsistent disguise at the birthday banquet, he was in the abyss of suffering in the Xu Mansion. When he entered the palace to find someone, he was refused entrance. From the final analysis, it must have been Xu Lao’s sentence of ‘daughter-in-law’.
This evening, he had already arranged it. With this beautiful moonlight, he and Cui Er would exchange heartfelt wishes. After a sweet talk, he would resolve the knot, then the beauty would give up and let him do whatever he wanted. Trying all his tricks in the book, but after encountering Cui Er, he can only end up with a dead end without using it.
The meticulously prepared plan came up as a blank when he could not find that certain person. His face was as black as an African person. Su Wuduan was preparing to go back to the house but as soon as he turned to the main hall, he heard the dialogue from inside.
His eyes shivered. At once, Su Wuduan decided to disturb the good things of these two “adulterous couples”. If he has to suffer alone in the cold, why can these two people be so happy and flirt?
Just like this, the evil factor in Su Wuduan’s heart kept popping up because of envy, jealousy and hatred. Aiming for that critical moment, he broke the window unkindly and interrupted the moment between the two. He decided he would carry out his destruction to the end.
“The emperor’s words are too much, is it possible that in the eyes of the emperor, my family’s junior sister is not a beauty?”
Feng Tingye’s face sank, he raised his eyebrows with a sneer: “My family’s?”
Su Wuduan didn’t care about Feng Tingye’s killing intent. A dead pig was not afraid of boiling water. He innocently spread his hands and said, “Does it matter whose family it is? I just want someone to accompany me tonight .”
The implication was that Lao Zi will be bothering the two tonight. Since Lao Zi can’t hold a beauty this evening, then Lao Zi will prevent you from being so romantic and happy!
Feng Tingye paused, holding the person covered by a blanket in his arms and compromised: “Today is the winter solstice, all the palace ladies in the palace ran to the East Hall to eat dumplings.”
Su Wuduan understood the deep meaning in Tingye’s words. He smiled brilliantly: “You deserve to be my brother-in-law, you really know what to say. Today’s great grace, Su Wuduan will make sure to repay it.”
Just when he took a few steps, Su Wuduan thought of something. He turned his head and laughed , “Your Majesty, although my junior sister is alive and kicking as usual, she still has been pregnant for more than seven months. Some things are better to be done in moderation.”
After speaking, without waiting for Feng Tingye’s reaction, he swished out of the window just like when he came in, and went straight to the east hall.
There was a vulture-like gaze in Feng Tingye’s eyes. Su Wuduan, he will remember him. In the future, if you and Cui Er aren’t a couple then that’s fine. But if you do become a couple, on the night of the bridal chamber…hehe…
At this moment, the person who was heading to the east hall suddenly felt cold and couldn’t help but shudder. Sure enough, he knew he should have worn some clothes when he had gone out. One shouldn’t choose such thin autumn clothes to show someone your graceful posture.
Even though he thought so in his heart, the steps under his feet did not slow down at all. As a result, the guards who passed by patrolling the vicinity of the east hall saw a silver figure that looked like a ghost flashing past their eyes, like a meteor, fleeting.
After driving away the person who was in the way, Feng Tingye breathed a sigh of relief. He just wanted to continue the matter, but was stunned when he bowed his head.
The person wrapped in the quilt had her eyes closed as if she was deep asleep, but the slightly trembling feather eyelashes betrayed the tension in her heart.
Feng Tingye didn’t reveal this but raised his hand to close the window that was wide open. Then he stopped talking, and hugged the person in his arms that closed their eyes silently.
Shortly after, he closed his eyes. The person in his arms tentatively opened their eyes. After seeing Feng Tingye’s sleeping face, she breathed a sigh of relief. Finding herself wrapped in a thick layer, Xia Yuqing frowned under the man’s quilt.
Cautiously, she pulled another quilt over Feng Tingye’s body from the bunk beside her. Then, she looked at him with some worry, for fear that it would disturb him and cause him to wake up suddenly.
After staring for a long time, she realized that the person in front of her was not moving. After Xia Yuqing confirmed that the other party was really asleep, she smiled happily. Her eyes were slightly bent, like a ray of crescent moon. Then, as if she had made up her mind, she leaned forward and kissed Feng Tingye’s face. She smiled contentedly like a cat, and closed her eyes and began to fall asleep.
After a short while, there were shallow breathing sounds. This time, she was really asleep.
After she fell asleep, the person she thought was asleep, slowly opened his eyes.
Feng Tingye touched the place where he had been kissed just now and smiled softly. He held the person in his arms tighter, and let out a low sigh.
Tonight, he will let her go.
Outside the window snow began to gradually cover the earth with a new white coat. But all of this seemed to have nothing to do with the two people sleeping in the palace. In the end, they were in their own small world, enjoying the warmth that belonged to only them. No one could intervene.
When she woke up the next day, the place next to Xia Yuqing was already a bit cold. Thinking of what happened last night, Xia Yuqing couldn’t help but feel embarrassed.
Xia Yuqing couldn’t help but feel a little curious when she saw Cui Er look a little ugly when she was dressing her up. Could it be that senior brother succeeded last night?
“Cough cough, um, Cui Er, my senior brother last night…”
Before she finished speaking, Xia Yuqing saw Cui Er’s gaze cut towards her like a sharp sword.
“Pu…so it was Niang Niang who let out the news? Is that how Su Gongzi knew that we were in the east hall, and ran over to ask to eat glutinous rice balls with Cui Er Jiejie.”
Xia Yuqing saw Cui Er’s murderous aura. Her heart could suddenly guess what happened. She swallowed, “Senior Brother wanted to eat glutinous rice balls with Cui Er? Did he only want the glutinous rice balls in Cui Er’s bowl?”
Lu Rui was startled, she smiled lightly: “As expected, Niang Niang is really smart. That’s right, after Su Gongzi arrived in the East Hall, he wanted the dumplings in Cui Er’s bowl, no one else.”
Xia Yuqing’s mouth twitched, she covered her face silently. It was not a clever thing at all. She really underestimated the thickness of her senior brother and the height of his morality. No… now it seems that his morality is definitely in the negative! ! !
“What happened after?”
“After, Cui Er was really overwhelmed, so she…kicked Master Su out.”
“…Kacha.” Xia Yuqing clearly heard the feather duster in Cui Er’s hand let out a terrifying wail. She already knew a little bit about the fate of her senior brother.
Senior brother, have a safe journey. As your only junior sister, I will definitely burn you a few more paper money next year for yesterday. Don’t think the amount is too small, paper money is also very expensive this year. Just rest in peace, Amen~~~
Xia Yuqing silently prayed for him. After praying, she left the matter behind. Sitting back, facing the mirror, Lu Rui fiddled with her waist-length hair. When she was drowsy, she heard Lu Rui say something softly.
“Niang Niang, Nu Bi just heard from the palace people outside that the Lord of Shu seems to be going to visit our country in person and I don’t know if it is true or not.”
Xia Yuqing’s sleepiness was broken up by these words. She exclaimed: “The emperor of the Kingdom of Shu? Jiang Feizao and General Ji? What are they doing here?”
Hearing this, Cui Er and Li Yuan were also surprised. The emperor was the country’s backbone support. If there were no major incidents, the emperor would not leave the capital easily, let alone go to other countries. The purpose of the emperor of Shu Kingdom this time was by no means simple.
Thinking about it this way, no one noticed that after hearing the news, the girl next to them who was wiping the cabinet with a rag became stiff. There was a little…guilty conscience that appeared in her eyes.