FMEA Chapter 160 Part 2

Chapter 160 A foodie’s natural instincts exposed! 

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What should I do now? The Ultra Seme Lord must have seen it, saw herself… will he be very sad? Will he be angry? Well, anger is certain, he even shirked off three thousand beauties in the harem to only have herself. Now she… she… and he saw it with his own eyes.     

Xia Yuqing only felt her head become a blank. An unprecedented fear spread from the bottom of her heart, mixed with a little pain.     

Would that man…dislike her just because she was touched by someone else? Yes, even though she was from the 21st century, as long as she thought about the Ultra Seme Lord treating another woman like how he did to her, she felt it was unbearable, let alone the Ultra Seme Lord who was an emperor. The emperor is above tens of thousands of people, the most high-ranking person, they would loathe being betrayed. Yet now, she was the one who betrayed him?     

“Niang Niang, don’t cry, don’t cry, we can always talk it out. What illicit affairs? Ohhh, did Niang Niang like the guest Niang Niang picked up last night?” In that case, the emperor will go crazy, he will definitely go crazy!     

“How is that possible? I hate him so much right now, how can I still like him?” Xia Yuqing said with a nose full of snot.     

Lu Rui was stunned: “Then what are you crying for?”     

“Should I not cry? I’ve been… been frivolous with that person…uuuuu…”

Lu Rui’s eyes widened. She looked at Xia Yuqing in disbelief: “Niang Niang, you wouldn’t be…” But that’s not right. Cui Er Jiejie, they clearly said that they caught up, how could it be… 

“Yes, if I just rested after I came back, that means we didn’t do anything. But now I have a sore back, like…it seems like that happened. If it wasn’t when I came back to the palace with the emperor…then it must be a person other than the emperor, ooo…”     

“…” The expression on Lu Rui’s face was distorted for a moment. Her face turned blue to white, then white to blue. After a while, her legs became weak and collapsed to the ground. She stretched out her hand and wiped the cold sweat from her head.     

“Hey, Lu Rui, why did you fall? Were you frightened? I knew it, I knew it, this time the emperor will not forgive me, oooooo…”     

Lu Rui listened to Xia Yuqing’s cry. She couldn’t help rolling her eyes to the sky. Patting the dust on her body, she stood up and said helplessly: “Niang Niang, you have misunderstood, you haven’t been with another person…”     

“Ahhhhh, but you just said… ” Xia Yuqing was stunned. With tears on her face, she stared at Lu Rui with wide eyes.     

“…Have you forgotten what happened last night?”     

“What happened after being drunk…I don’t remember.” Otherwise, I wouldn’t have been fooled by the Ultra Seme Lord last time…     

“……” Lu Rui sighed, and briefly spoke about yesterday.     

Xia Yuqing’s expression went from startled, to excitement, then to: “…”     

“In other words, those wine cups I drank last night contained the legendary aphrodisiac and the aphrodisiac happened to erupt when the emperor was on his way to save us, so the emperor couldn’t wait to go back to the palace and stayed in the brothel and on the spot… ” Suppressed herself? !     

Lu Rui’s face was slightly red. She nodded in embarrassment, and explained: “So, Niang Niang, when you just asked Nu Bi if you did anything strange after you returned to the palace, of course Nu Bi…”

“…” So she didn’t actually have an affair and did the Ultra Seme Lord dirty? Is everything just a misunderstanding caused by her own wild thinking? In fact, the person who made herself into this semi-disabled appearance was the big beast himself? ! 

Xia Yuqing was embarrassed by this sudden truth, but she was grateful and delighted. Afterwards, a bit of resentment and anger emerged. 

That d*mn beast, that d*mn p*rvert, even in the brothel… is it not enough to cause her own misunderstanding and fear, but it seems now everyone knows it. Ahhhh… I’m so pitiful, I’ll never get back my image! 

Lu Rui watched Xia Yuqing scratch her ears and cheeks (be anxious and frustrated). After being disheveled for a long time, Xia Yuqing seemed to remember something. She dug around the bedside. After a long time, she finally took out a charcoal pencil and a small note. 

Then she saw Xia Yuqing write someone’s name on the note. She fiercely grabbed the embroidered shoes by her bed, and started… 

“I will hit you on the head for thinking about that kind of stuff all day long. I’ll hit your little hand because you used your salty pig hands to take advantage of me. I’ll hit you…cough cough, lower body, since you toss me around all day…” (It’s kind of like a voodoo doll, where she hits that thing and will curse the person)

“…” Niang Niang, can you be more childish? Moreover, hello, Niang Niang, calm down. If you hit the emperor’s name like that, it would be a great crime! Lu Rui, who was twitching at the corner of her mouth, was thrown into chaos for a moment. She silently raised her head to look at the sky. I didn’t see anything, I didn’t see anything, everything just now was an illusion, yes, an illusion!     

“Gululu…” When her mood recovered a little bit, she heard a rather loud voice from her shriveled belly.     

Xia Yuqing then remembered that since being captured yesterday to the present day, she hadn’t eaten anything except those few glasses of wine. Waking up with panic, she didn’t realize it. But, now that she relaxed, her hunger was increasing.     

Lu Rui was obviously aware of this, and smiled: “Niang Niang, you have not eaten all day, you must be hungry. Nu Bi prepared some easy to digest food, so I will help Niang Niang wash up. Then, Niang Niang can go eat.”

“En.” Xia Yuqing’s eyes lit up when she heard that she had something to eat. She couldn’t remember why she was angry just now, and got up happily. 

As for the small note full of sin, cough cough, Lu Rui quickly destroyed the evidence while Xia Yuqing was not paying attention. Phew… being a smart and conscientious personal servant is really a hard matter. Look at the sky~ 

Xia Yuqing just finished eating a bowl of hot porridge to cushion her belly, when she was caught by a steaming bun. 

“Uuuuu… Mother is bad, Mother is bad, Brother is bad, Brother is bad…” The second baby, who was crying miserably, let go of Cui Er’s hand that was holding her, and bumped her head against Xia Yuqing, hugging Xia Yuqing’s calf. She sniffed and complained pitifully. 

The bitter look brought out the compassion of the people present, making them want to come forward and hug the poor baby to coax her. 

Xia Yuqing was stunned. Second baby’s eyes flushed from crying, she looked like a little white rabbit. Hugging her thigh, Xia Yuqing gave her a kiss: “What’s the matter? Who dares to bully our cute little princess? Should Mother beat him for you? Don’t cry. Come and kiss your Mother. I haven’t seen you for a day and your Mother misses you very much.” 

The second baby obediently allowed Xia Yuqing to give her a kiss, then she flattened her mouth very aggrievedly. Waving a little pink fist, she cried: “Mother is bad, Older Brother is bad. Mother and Older Brother went out to play without baby, Mother and Older Brother doesn’t like baby anymore, wooo…” 

“…” This child is jealous?

“Oh, how can you be so cute?! Smooch, huh…” Xia Yuqing looked at the puffed little face of the second baby, and couldn’t help but lower her head and take a bite. Being nibbled on, the second baby’s eyes opened wide. The flood in her eyes was about to break again. 

“Okay, okay, don’t cry, it is Mother who is wrong. Mother and Brother did not go out, but was caught by the bad guy outside the palace.” 

“The bad guy?” The second baby was stunned for a moment. Staring at Xia Yuqing with big watery eyes, she was puzzled. 

“Yes, very very bad guys catch babies and sell them.” Xia Yuqing ate the soft tofu (take advantage of her) while holding the soft dumpling in her arms and telling stories used to frighten little kids. 

“Sell them?” The second baby didn’t know much about the new word and looked at Xia Yuqing blankly. 

“Um…” Xia Yuqing pondered for a moment, before she explained it in a simple and clear way: “Selling means that someone will snatch second baby away from Father and Mother, then send baby to a place far, far away. Baby would never see Father and Mother again.” 

“I can’t see Father and Mother, then can I still see Brother?” 

“…” Sure enough, in the heart of second baby, the eldest baby was more powerful than herself. Xia Yuqing, who had no intention of knowing the truth, burst into tears in silence. 

“You can’t see your older brother, and they will make baby do a lot of things. Baby also can’t eat as much as she likes.” 

“Can’t eat?” The second baby, who was also a foodie like Xia Yuqing, looked at Xia Yuqing with horror.

Seeing that her explanation finally worked, Xia Yuqing hurriedly continued her efforts: “Yes, can’t eat. After being sold, baby’s favorite hot goat’s milk cannot be drunk.” 


“There will also be no almond cake to eat.” 


“Baby’s favorite lotus seed and lily porridge can’t be eaten either.” 

“Wooo…” The second baby who was poked at her weak spot opened her mouth and began to howl, bursting into tears. 


“Niang Niang!” Lu Rui and the others heard the heart-piercing cry of the second baby as soon as they brought the food to the table. A group of girls unleashed their maternal instincts and cast a condemning glance towards Xia Yuqing. 

Lu Rui even directly took the second baby out of Xia Yuqing’s arms. While coaxing the second baby in a low voice, she cast condemning eyes at Xia Yuqing. 

“Little princess don’t cry, Niang Niang is just tricking you. The bad guys are outside and won’t come to this palace.” 

Xia Yuqing received Lu Rui’s roll of her eyes and was shocked. Under everyone’s gaze, she turned around and silently squatted at the corner drawing circles, “Woooooo… Lu Rui doesn’t love me anymore. She glared at me, she glared at me! She has never done that before. As expected, once you have a new love you would forget your old one. She doesn’t want me anymore, she doesn’t want me anymore…” 

“…” Niang Niang, is it really okay for you to compete with a baby? The most important thing is that this doll is still your biological girl! 

“Woo, hot goat’s milk, almond cake, lotus seed and lily porridge…”

“…” She deserves to be Niang Niang’s biological daughter, she is so obsessed with eating at such a young age. When she grows up later… oh, no, if the young princess can eat as much as the empress in the future, then the finances of the harem… 

The eyes of the group of people in the palace were black. They could already imagine the financial crisis the palace will suffer in the future! 

Lu Rui was stunned. She silently concealed her face, “En, good, Nu Bi will cook these delicious food for the little princess in a while.” 

“Really? Bad guys won’t go to the palace to catch baby? Baby won’t go hungry?” 

“Really. What Mother said was just an exaggeration. Baby won’t be caught by bad guys and won’t be hungry. Mother is not good, she made baby cry. Next time if Mother goes out of the palace, she will buy candied haws as a gift, okay?” Xia Yuqing drew circles for a long time, then resurrected on the spot. She hurriedly stepped forward to restore her image, offering a magic weapon for her favorability. 

Sure enough, the second baby stopped crying, and wondered: “Candied haws?” 

“Candied haws is a kind of sour fruit, wrapped in red icing, so it tastes sour and sweet. Oh, baby, you’re drooling.” 

“Huh?” Second baby woke up suddenly. Reaching out her hand, she touched her mouth, only to find that there was no so-called drool at all. Her big eyes widened, she wanted to cry again.

Xia Yuqing hurriedly asked: “Does baby want to eat candied haws?” 

The second baby was stunned. She nodded and answered obediently: ” Yes .” 

Xia Yuqing raised a sly smile. She opened her arms: “Then baby knows what to do, right?” 

The second baby bit her little finger and thought about it. Thinking, she opened her arms towards Xia Yuqing, and yelled cutely: “Mother, hug.” 

“Ahhhhh…how can she be so cute!” Xia Yuqing looked at the innocent look of her second baby. With red hearts as eyes, she couldn’t help but grab the baby and nibble her several times, “En, Mother will give you a bunch of candied haws when she goes out next time, so baby can eat as much as she wants.” 

“Mother, you are the best…” The second baby’s big eyes suddenly lit up when she heard these words. She hugged Xia Yuqing’s neck and kissed Xia Yuqing’s face. 

“…” The little princess was indeed a foodie. She was even bought over with candied haws! What would happen if she was abducted like this when she grew up! 

Everyone in the hall looked blankly at the two, mother and daughter duo, playing. Suddenly Cui Er came in from outside and walked to Xia Yuqing’s side and whispered: “Niang Niang, those criminals who conspired within Ying Chun Yuan yesterday had most of their people arrested and sent to prison. Only Miss He Fang…the emperor couldn’t make up his mind. The emperor meant to leave it to be dealt with by Niang Niang. Niang Niang, what do you think…” 

“Miss He Fang was also arrested?” Xia Yuqing asked in surprise.

Cui Er nodded. Xia Yuqing thought for a while, then asked: “Where is she now?” 

“In the dark room in the palace.” 

“Oh, dark room.” Xia Yuqing groaned, “That’s perfect. I would like to ask her a little something, take me over to look.” 

“Look now?” 

“En, now.”

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