FMEA Chapter 160

Chapter 160 A foodie’s natural instincts exposed! 

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“Ai Fei…” Feng Tingye’s face changed. He forgot all about chasing those people in black who had fled. He turned and rushed towards Xia Yuqing. 

At this moment, Xia Yuqing’s small face was abnormally red. Her small eyes were watery. She was a bit more delicate than usual and even revealed some… seductive charm. 

Feng Tingye stretched out his hand and touched Xia Yuqing’s forehead. He found that the temperature on her face was a bit too high. His face sank: “Why is it so hot? Is it a fever, doctor, a doctor… ” 

“Why are you calling a doctor?” Feng Tingye wanted to eagerly take Xia Yuqing back to the palace, when he heard a slightly weak female voice. 

Following the sound, they saw a person gradually standing up by leaning against the wall. Stroking her aching chest, she coughed twice. It was He Fang that was hurt by Master Xie when she wanted to take Xia Yuqing away. 

He Fang ignored everyone’s gaze. She looked at Feng Tingye with a smile, and said with a chuckle: “You are the emperor of Ye Kingdom? Rouge, I mean, the empress’s husband?” 

Feng Tingye’s eyebrows lifted and he nodded, somewhat wary. 

He Fang smiled: “You don’t have to be so nervous, I have no malice, otherwise the empress will not be safe thus far.” 

Feng Tingye’s face was slightly dark. Recalling what he saw when he first entered the door, he did recall this person confronting the other man who seemed to be an accomplice of the person who fought with him. She seemed to have indeed helped Xia Yuqing.

He Fang looked at Feng Tingye’s undiminished guard and didn’t care. She glanced at the panting Xia Yuqing in his arms. “It doesn’t matter if the emperor doesn’t believe me, but I will still remind His Majesty kindly. The empress is fine, she just drank some wine and is a little…excited.” 

“Excited? Ai Fei doesn’t look simply excited.” 

He Fang covered her mouth and laughed. She laughed so hard that it affected the wound on her chest. Grimacing with pain, she stopped laughing: “Your Majesty, the excitement I am talking about is not the excitement that you are thinking about. Don’t forget, Your Majesty, where are you now? Haha, this is a brothel, a place of prost*tution, how can there be no extra things added to the wine in this place. Since the emperor is the empress’s husband, he should know what to do at this time.” 

“You mean…Little Junior Sister she got an aphrodisiac?!” Su Wuduan exclaimed, causing everyone’s eyes to move to him in an instant. 

Cui Er raised her hand expressionlessly, and slapped him: “You look very happy.” 

“Wife…Wife, you misunderstood, how can I be happy? How can I be happy? Hahaha, this is…I am worried, yes, I am worried, I am worried about Junior sister!” 

Cui Er rolled her eyes and declined to comment.

Feng Tingye was stunned for a moment. He lowered his head to look at the person in his arms, and said with some worry: “Ai Fei, how do you feel now? Do you feel uncomfortable?” 

“Mm, it’s hot all over, very hot. But, I’m happy, so happy, so happy. I want to sing as soon as I am happy, can I sing?” 

“!” Everyone on the side who heard the word ‘sing’ had a bit of a psychological trauma, so… 

“No!” Almost everyone shouted out in unison.

“…” Xia Yuqing was stunned for a moment, her small mouth flattened. She pitifully clutched the collar of her master and complained: “They are being mean to me.” 



Feng Tingye raised his head and swept everyone with a warning glance. Then, he touched Xia Yuqing’s head: “It’s okay, Zhen likes to listen to it.” 

“…” Your Majesty (father)’s ability to lie with his eyes open is really getting stronger and stronger. 

“Then I will sing now.” Xia Yuqing said with bright eyes. 

“Wait a minute.” 


“Well, I want Ai Fei to sing to me only.” 

“Oh, okay.” Xia Yuqing obediently stopped speaking and held onto Feng Tingye’s waist like a koala. 

Feng Tingye smiled. Raising his head, he glanced at the stunned group of people, as he showed them a chilling gaze: “Are you still going to stay here?”

Everyone woke up from their dream, and shook their heads in embarrassment. He waved his hand, turned and walked out. 

“Let me help you.” Cui Er walked to He Fang’s side and helped He Fang who was a little unstable. 

He Fang was stunned for a moment and smiled: “Thank you, and thank you for your rescue just now.” 

Cui Er was startled, then remembered that when she appeared, she had stopped the person who was about to kill her. Unaffected, she smiled and nodded. 

He Fang took Cui Er’s hand and walked a few steps. Seeming to remember something, she turned around and smiled, looking at Feng Tingye: “By the way, Your Majesty, the aphrodisiac in the wine here has always been very effective. Just a cup of it can make them feel really good and the empress had just drunk four or five cups, so… the emperor will have to work a few more times to get rid of the medicine. The emperor must pay attention not to hurt the empress.” 


Feng Tingye watched a group of people leave, then took a glance at the empty room. He accurately picked up the bun from under the table that had just climbed in again, opened the door, threw the person out, and slammed the door shut. 

Cui Er outside the door suddenly saw a small figure being thrown out and hurriedly stepped forward to catch the person. She asked concernedly: “Your Royal Highness, are you okay?”

The big baby shook his head angrily. He stared at the closed door. Hmph, Father, he is too unloyal. Bringing in this kind of wife and throwing your son over the wall will definitely be retributed! 

Feng Tingye, who was busy dealing with Xia Yuqing at the moment, did not have the leisure to pay attention to his son’s grievances. 

“Everyone is gone, now there are only the two of us.” Xia Yuqing glanced at the empty room, blinked and said innocently. She did not know that the danger was approaching step by step. 

“Yes, there are only the two of us left.” Feng Tingye carried Xia Yuqing sideways and walked toward the bed inside. 

“Then let’s sing!” Xia Yuqing got the answer she wanted and smiled, her eyes turning into crescents: “I… Um…” 

Xia Yuqing was about to open her voice when she was caught by someone. 

“Sing? Yes, but before we sing, let’s do something to make Ai Fei happier.” 

“What’s the matter? Hmm…” Xia Yuqing had been filled with several glasses of wine with added ingredients. In the beginning, she could use the alcohol as an excuse to be a drunk, but now the drugs had the upper hand. Therefore, in just a few moments, under Feng Tingye’s manipulation, there was no time to think about other things. 

Outside the room, the people who had not had time to leave completely, heard the sounds. All their faces were a little embarrassed, except…… 

Su Wuduan stared at the closed door with envy. When can he do that kind of stuff with his own wife….. Ahhhh, how long will he have to suffer from being able to see it but not eat it?! Wait, maybe…

“Senior brother, what are you thinking? Your face is so… weird?” Yun Zhong Yue stood on the opposite side of Su Wuduan and saw his strange smile on his face, and couldn’t help asking. 

“I’m wondering whether I should take a few bottles of wine back from here.” 

“What will you do with that kind of thing?” 

“Of course take it back and give some to your sister-in-law, then… you know.” 

“… ” I don’t understand. All I know is that if you keep talking, someone behind you will get angry. 

“Senior Brother, this is not good. My Sister-in-law is so reserved…” 

“What do you know? The more reserved and conservative a person is, after drinking that, the more they will…hehehe….” 

“…” Senior Brother, it’s really not that I didn’t help you this time, it’s your own fault for looking for death, don’t blame me. Sister-in-law is very angry, the consequences will be very serious, Amen… 

Laughing with a silly smirk, he suddenly felt a hurricane blowing from the side. His face hurt, then he flew upside down and hung on the wall. His twisted limbs twitched a few times. 

“Wife, you are really cruel!” 

Cui Er gave him a cold look, then turned and left. 

“Wife, Wife, listen to me. It’s not what you think. Wife…wife, don’t go so fast, wife…” He Fang leaned on the edge of the stairs, watching the lively scene downstairs. She raised her head to look at the soft moonlight projected from the window, and sighed. 

Her temporary shelter was gone, she should also think about how to arrange her next steps. 

“What are you looking at?” Leng Ruofeng glanced back at Shao Zitang, who had stopped, and asked in a low voice.

Shao Zitang retracted his gaze and shook his head: “It’s nothing.” 

The woman looked a little different from the others in this brothel. 

The full moon outside the window slowly hid behind the drifting dark clouds, then gradually sank into the distant mountain tops, announcing the end of the night. It also announced that this thrilling and dangerous brothel for Feng Ting Ye and a certain stupid person who didn’t know the situation came to a perfect ending, again and again. 

The next day, when Xia Yuqing woke up from her sleep, the sun was at the highest point, as she rolled back and forth on the bed a few times. Her little head was aching due to her hangover. 

Finally, feeling a little better, Xia Yuqing realized that the layout of the surrounding area was a bit familiar. This is…Xiefang Palace? 

Huh, we’re back? She only remembered that she was still in the brothel yesterday and was pulled out by the ugly old witch to pick up guests. She was toasted several glasses of wine by the guests, then…then what happened afterwards?

Ughh, my head hurts, I can’t remember anymore. What’s more, beyond her headache, why does her body feel so uncomfortable? Her back pain seems to be from exhaustion…as if she had done you know what.     

“!” That kind of thing? ! Xia Yuqing was stunned for a moment. Her whole body was agitated. The sleepy bugs ran away all at once. She hurriedly tried to get up from her bed, but because of excessive force, she nearly caused a second degree injury to her poor waist.    

“Niang Niang, you’re finally awake! Do you feel uncomfortable?” When Xia Yuqing just got up, Lu Rui who was guarding outside noticed, and happily opened the bed curtain. 

“It’s nothing.” Xia Yuqing said with a bitter face, “Lu Rui, when did we come back?”     

“Last night.”     

“Last night?” Xia Yuqing pondered for a moment, and asked again in a daze. “Then how did I come back?”     

Was it before returning… or after returning… This is a very serious question!     

Lu Rui was taken aback for a moment, her face turned slightly red: “Of course you were carried back by the emperor, Niang Niang.”     

“What? Carried back?! Then after I came back, did he do anything weird?”     

“No. Niang Niang, you rested as soon as you came back. How can you do other things?” 

The emperor and Niang Niang have done so many things in the brothel, how can they do other things when they come back? Ai ya, the empress actually wants a lady who has not even entered the chambers with a boy to say these kinds of things.

Lu Rui was busy and shy, and did not notice Xia Yuqing’s face turn pale for an instant. That is to say, she, already at the brothel… 

Lu Rui covered her face for a while, embarrassed, only to realize that something was wrong with Xia Yuqing: “Huh, Niang Niang, what’s wrong with you? Your expression is so ugly? Don’t scare Nu Bi! Are you uncomfortable? Do you want Nu Bi to invite the imperial doctor? Niang Niang… Niang Niang….”

Xia Yuqing wanted to cry. With an expression that the sky was about to fall, her teary eyes looked at Lu Rui: “Lu Rui, although I scream about climbing the palace walls to play, I really didn’t mean to go out and have an illicit affair (climb wall slang means having an affair -> also title of book [father, mother is climbing the wall again]). Uuuuuuuuu you have to believe me. This time, it wasn’t my intention, I didn’t do it on purpose! If I knew this, I would have ran earlier, even if I got caught and beat, at least it would have been better….”

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